shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Very history, much record. Wow :P

 

(Skyfall nods sagely)
The most history.

Venture darling, as if you like, never flipped across your words when excited.

(Skyfall has, in fact, never witnessed Venture flipping over their words, but that's not going to stop her)

 

Lissa chuckles. "I never said I never fuck up. But I try not to fuck up. Fucking my friends is more fun."

 

[The rapt attention-face is a little bit ruined by bright blue glittergoo spattered up his fangs, and the awkward scrape-screech of trying to remove said goo without a tongue to lick it with.] That sounds!! Really cool!! Do you taste with your panels then, or does light somehow also go in your mouth, or...?

 

Well I for one haven't! Was it at least an abandoned building?

I mean that last part's good, not getting hurt easily but - why does everyone blow up stuff???

Oh, and it's Robin!

 

Shhhh
I even used a comma for the meme don't stop me now goldiguns

 

Nothing says "leave my people alone" like a leveled skyscraper!

 

Robin! Rrrrrobin, RRobin, Robin... [He rolls the name around for a while, getting a feel for its pronunciation.] Okay! Robin!

And we blow stuff up because sometimes we need to? Like, there was this one guy who was trying to build a warworld when we caught up with him! And sneaking in for actual work woulda been super dangerous 'cause 'Glow and 'Rel don't know a whole lot about engineering and apparently warworlds blow up real easy when their guts are everywhere? So instead 'Stream went in and found weak points 'cause he's good at that and we blew it up and just had to check the shrapnel after to make sure our target was dead for real!

 

-She looks down, ashamed, lightly covering her mouth.

 

Awww hey no it's okay I'm just a slagger with too much human media on his hands I didn't mean it like that

 

No, it was a stupid mistake.

 

Oh jeez, that's a crime though? Not to mention wrong! There's a lot of innocent people in a skyscraper!!

Yeah but killings bad, no matter what!

 

You are like, totally gnarly.

With my panels, darling!
(Skyfall twirls around on her gunbarrel heels to show off the panels set into her wings)

Darling, why would I blow up an abandoned building? That's what the demolition crews are for.

Can't stop, won't stop, cloudy!

Oh darling, stuff like this like, happens to the best of us! But you were telling us stuff about scientific and technological quirks about the colonies!

 

Dude prettyplates Skyfall up yonder is right I have messed up worse before. Your sentence structure there just sounded like a meme and I went and made a worse joke out of it because I have like .05 of an impulse control

 

Um... what would you like to know?

 

???? No?????? Killing is just work! And food usually!

[Intrigued chirping! He leans in, twisting his head this way and that to get a better sense of how they reflect light.] So they have, like, light-taste receptors or something? That's so cool!!

 

[He is visibly stressed.] I'm surrounded by a bunch of killers! Where's Batman when ya' need him??

You.... eat people you kill??????

 

Yes???? I eat lots of things! What else would we do with corpses, just leave them to drift in space?? That's good metal and energon!!!! And besides if I eat the ship we all get stuck in space and Wires makes the sad face.

 

Because Insecticons aren't given other food. Hold your judgement before having full context.

 

Yes??? They're dead, it's not like they're using their resources any more!!! You're alive, so you need them more!!!