shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Go on, say it to my face. Tell me how bad I am for protecting my twin.

 

You're on the Team too? I'm not there! I'm not supposed to say what our ship's designation is but we're nowhere near you guys!

 

... I guess I must ahve started caring at some point.
[She sounds thoughtful]

 

-his optics brighten-
You're welcome!!!

Wow there's a higher contingent of dumbassses onboard than I thought!!! Would you look at that??? I hope you're not anywhere essential like engineering!!!

 

-much groom, playful fight about th food. Thankfully is seems to refill.

I wanna eat some light!

-nodnod- Yes, gotta help.

-big bug, join in challenge chitter-

-begging chirp, puppybug eyes-

You only need to save the saprk for the the Ground.

-Also hiss!-

-groom bugfriend.

 

You simply have no idea.

[He smiles. It's not a nice smile.]

 

[He shuts his mouth and glares at her. Now he's going to be a brat about it]

Well that's good! You're very big and scary looking, uh. Sir.

 

[Maker is hungry? Share food! Thunder offers the cube of goo. It is extremely sweet.]

 

-She grabs his arm.-

Say it.

 

The only higher ups I've ever known to know a good decision when it opened its plating in front of them are the captains and Minister Flux!!! Tarn's a higher up, so he's like that too!!!

 

Wow! Yes I am in engineering, I am pretty good at doing maintnance stuff!

[He makes an undignified fearful sort of squawk]

 

[Preening looks very different from anxious grooming. Yes, he is big and scary! Someone just called him sir!!!!!]

 

Sweetspark, leave the poor idiot alone. He hasn't the brainmodule to know when to stop poking.

[Burlesque Is Pleased.]

 

I want him to say it to my face.

 

!!! Were your handlers slag too? Tarn's too big to take even if we all go together, we can't eat him yet.

 

[He does not say it, in fact he doesn't say anything. He looks fairly intimidated but determined.]

 

-sip, happychirp. Sprocket is a polite bug and shares!-

 

Do you remember when the captains were obliged to step in on your behalf because of that pissant in the Orbrizon embassy? I'd rather not have a repeat of that.

See, he's going to be stubborn about it now. It's not worth the headache.

 

This is-

It's different. This is a dream and if he thinks I'm such a monster he should say it so it's true.

 

Is he mean to you? I could talk to our Standard, maybe he can get us there and our warriors can help you bite him!