shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I doubt it, seeing as you clearly lack basic observational and logic skills!!! Last I checked those were essential to maintenance!!!

All handlers are slag!!! I wish you luck eating him!!!

 

Is it different? What do you have to gain by hearing it from him? What does he have to gain by saying it? If he says it under duress, is it actually true or is it simply the thing that he is saying to get you to let go?

 

I guess it must be an, uh, alien vs human society difference, then? I'm not trying to judge it's just - from where I'm from, killing and eating people is wrong.

So you're... a criminal, fighting criminals? But not a criminal in the vigilante sense. Still, killing peoples wrong, no matter how you look at it.

Bad for business...?? Like I said, killing peoples wrong - even if it's just one person!!

 

Even if they were trying to kill you? Even if they were trying to kill you and you were starving?

 

Sometimes you just like, gotta clean someone up, right?

(Skyfall hands Thunderwing a dataslate)
Here you go, darling. Hm, that sounds like quite a bit earlier than I am!
(Note: Skyfall is from a few years after the war is officially over. But I have no idea what year that would be, so please pretend she mentions it here.)

Sin is like, a totally stupid concept. Law is something you can work with. Sin, not so much.

(Skyfall nods towards the new arrival, but something about them pings her as not very receptive to her current mode of operation. She also wants to interfere with the tiny pink flier, but said new arrival seems to have it under control, and meddling in other people's relationships tends to end messy)

 

If I make him say it under duress then it's more true, because I menaced him with nothing to gain.

 

[He sticks his glossa out but remains steadfastly silent at Lacuna. HE CAN ENDURE.]

[He makes a small snorting noise with his vents. That wasn't menacing! He survived these insane decepticon twins she doesn't even RATE anymore when it comes to evil fraggers.]

 

[His smile towards her is much cooler and more professional.]

So you're menacing him to get him to say untrue things because you feel like you deserve them, but didn't you leave Devisiun to get away from that nonsense?

 

Nobody here will say I deserve them!

 

"Wrong" is subjective and like, totally awful for anything resembling order. That's what you got the law for.
And sometimes for the law to work you like, need to mop up the people obstructing it, ya dig?

 

I never killed anybody who didn't try to kill me first!!!

That's not logical either!!! You want to hear him say it!!! That's the definition of something to gain!!!

 

Perhaps because you don't deserve them. That's a possibility.

 

[Two cubes of bluegoo now! And much grooming of makerfriend's face to keep his fangs from gumming up with syrup.]

Wires is scared of him! But he's not near enough to eat anyway, he's chasing another target.

[Shrug!] They gotta be dead anyway! So I eat the corpses and keep things clean and make sure their sparks go back to the Ground!

 

Our is nice! He lets us bite people who say we aren´t people.
@Thunderwing does Lord Whathisfangs not think bugs are people? Because he´s wrong. He wanted people, he got people. No need to complain.

 

Tell that to- to everyone. Bluh. That didn't make sense and I'm tired.

 

-Happy sip and groom back. Much tasty-

Lots of people are mean to you! Are you sure we shouldn´t come help you bite them?

 

Why are you making people who don't know you make decisions about your self worth??? That's pretty rude, you know!!!

 

Come here, sweetspark.

[He opens his arms for a hug.]

Bluntly put but very correct.

 

Yeah, I know... for a lot of people it's like that. I mean, the entire league of assassins is pretty much exactly like that! But just because you don't have a choice doesn't make it okay. A life is a life.

Yeah. Killing's a line we just don't cross. Er, well, most people don't cross. People like Joker cross it on a regular basis...

I suppose I can understand in some ways, but I don't think I'll ever understand. We might just have to agree to disagree.

Kill or be killed, I guess?

Huh.... Like I said, I guess it's just different ways of life.

 

He already made a decision about my self worth! He thinks I'm garbage! Ask him what he did!

-She glares at Hydrablaze.-