shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

So... it's better to let your wife die than defend her, even if that means killing someone else? Your world is strange.

 

o_o
^_^

 

We already know what he did. And it was a stupid, cruel thing to do. He's not worth it.

[His arms are still open.]

 

[He glares back, sTILL SILENT, boy brattiness seems to be a genuine superpower here]

 

...Fine. You can hug me but I'm still mad.

 

Why do you care??? He can't even follow a basic train of logic!!! I was talking about the rest of us here, anyway!!!

 

Thanks! [He stows the dataslate... somewhere. Shhhh dreamspace.] What's law?

Not just people, people. Like-- <standards. Biped roots who look like standards but turn into bugs.>

 

Such anger, many yell.
^_^

 

You're going to have to let go of him, I'm afraid. I don't particularly want to hug him.

[He walks over to her so he can scoop her up as soon as possible though.]

Very outdated meme, wow.

 

He is emphatically not yelling. Never have you seen a mech so steadfastly staying silent OF HIS OWN ACCORD, CHEATING DOESN'T COUNT LACUNA]

 

-She punches Hydrablaze in the chest and then lets go.-

 

-sticks his tongue out-
I can yell a lot louder than this!!!

 

o_o
._.
Burned by a robot, damn!
^_^

o_o
=_=

>_>
o_o
Prove it.

 

[His optics spark a bit as he curls in on himself, because ouch, but BOY IS HE SMUG. SO SMUG.]

 

[He scoops her up for a long hug and cuddle, then turns and resolutely walks away from Hydrablaze and further temptation.]

 

-hisses at imaginary Shockwave- He is dumb if he doesn´t realize we´re people.

No one is yelling yet? Do you want us to yell?

 

I really really hate him!

 

Say, darling, can I like, offer you a deal? I got some Scelan enjex brew here, wanna trade it for some of your hella blue stuff?

Totally fair, just please don't like, moralise about it? Because that's totally uncool if you don't know what life's like for us mechs -- and organics here.

Want a drink?

Law is a set of rules everyone agrees to follow, and there's punishment if you break these rules! Scelus -- the city I live in -- has a lot of law because it's very old and there's many different species living there. The law tries to make it run smooth, because with many different species there's a lot of different opinions on how to do things!

 

People do defend their loved ones! Just, usually not to the death...

 

Yes, he's rather efficient at that isn't he? Being hateworthy. It's not a very useful skill, but I suppose one practices what one can.

[He summons a glittering gold drink for himself and one for Lacuna as well.]