shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-SCREECH time it is! It almost but not quite sounds like angry bug screech-

 

[He sniffs and rubs his optics.]
N-no thank you.

 

-She sips.-

But I just- I don't feel good about myself and it's got no outlet?

 

!_!
^_^
*HOOTS AND HOLLARS AS LOUD AS HE CAN*

 

Have you considered asking Captain Nichrome for knife-fighting lessons? I'm sure you're quite skilled as it is, but if dancing isn't enough, having an excuse to stab things might help.

 

She's way too busy.

 

Please give me a way to do anything but paperwork it might force Swiftwing to actually move his pretty aft for once.

 

-becomes large and SCREMS-

 

If you didn't do all your paperwork instead of using your assistants-!

 

Wouldn´t he hafta take dancin lessons? Ta move his aft.

 

I can move very quickly!!!!!
But paperwork isn't moving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just boring.
8(

 

Darling, that just means you aren't drunk enough.

 

I'm not allowed to do paperwork when I'm tipsy!!!
I'm too stupid for it!!

 

That's like, awful. Poor you!
(Skyfall is utterly sincere)
I can't even try to peptalk you because mine all start with enjex.

 

Usually if I leave it for long enough, Nichrome or Life Support will do it for me!!!!!!!!
So that's great.
Super great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soooooooooo great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8)

 

We're criminals fighting people who do things that shouldn't be legal but sadly are. It shouldn't be legal for your dildo to come with a recording device, but it is. It shouldn't be legal to test on life sentence/death row criminals, but it is. It shouldn't be legal for military cybernetics to come with a kill switch, but they do!

And no matter how much info we put out there a lot of people don't want to hear it. They'll cover their eyes and plug their ears and bury their heads in the sand unless you do something they just can't ignore.

You know what's hard to ignore? 36 floors of one of the most corrupt corporations tumbling down while every TV in the city recites their crimes. Hide from that, civvies!

 

A mi zooms up to Swifty, noinks off his foot and zooms away, only to return and run around him

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He spins on one heel in excitement. What a fast little thing!!!*

 

Mi! -ZOOM- Mimimi! -try to zoom up his leg, fail, shake itself and zoom around him some more-

 

You!!!!
You you you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D