shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I don't think you're stupid!

 

Yeah there are a lot of corrupt corporations out there... But you don't have to kill anyone to stop them!! Me and Batman have taken down loads of corporations like that before!

 

It takes Lissa just a moment to parse that she's not actually being mocked--she knows some of the robots don't even see her as a person, and she's been station trash in the Confederacy, an exotic dancer on Cereus, an immigrant in Trump's Amerikkka--but then she smiles. "Yes, sometimes there's just not a choice even now."

"Also kind of dumb, no offence, Lacuna." Lissa sighs. "Come on, you don't really need to hear the shit you've heard a billion times before from someone who hasn't been where you've been? I know I offended you when we first met, but it was a linguistics thing, I was talking about organics and also about a theory that I don't necessarily subscribe to myself." She takes a deep breath. "People are going to judge you no matter what you do. Tell 'em to go fuck themselves."

"So what do you propose three year old me should have done when they were training her? And do you seriously think I should go to jail for the rest of my life because I did my job until I realised I was working for all the wrong people? I'm not talking Nuremberg trial shit, kid. The people who worked for the Nazis had normal lives before the war, they actually did know that murder was wrong. I was taught it was a holy fucking calling. I figure I've been punished enough, thanks."

Lissa finishes her PSL and manifests another. "Seriously, I was brainwashed, I deserve to have my lovely husband and my daughter and our friends and family and lovers and my rose garden and not have to do anything terrible ever again except in defence of my family and home. And if I have to, I will, because I've already been fucked up. No reason somebody else should have to get cold and dark when I've already been there."

 

Mi! -runs up and baps him in a genture that means "tag, you´re it" almost everywhere.-

 

What do you suggest then? If we try a legal battle they'll throw lawyers at us until we're stuck in court for the next eternity. Who'll listen to a bunch of freaks and misfits who had to do illegal things to get the info anyway? Poof, dismissed in the court of law, evidence acquired illegally. And they'll take one look at our dyed, tattooed, counter-culture asses and decide to disregard everything that comes out of our faceholes anyway.

 

Oh!!
That's very sweet of you!!
I think you're very nice even if the video I wasn't supposed to look at made you look scary!!!

*Delighted gasp. He shrinks down to Mi sized and then blasts off after it.*

 

I-

I don't want to be scary anymore unless someone is trying to hurt me. And I think you're not stupid, I think you're just not used to sitting still?

 

-ZOOM! Lacunas foot makes a delightful cover/obstacl to dodge around, as well as any other rave inhabitants appendages-
MrrrrrrrrrRirrrrrrrrrrp!

 

No! Not a lot of people anymore! No biting people besides targets. Or 'Rel when he asks.

He is!!! He's the worst and if he weren't dead already I'd eat him myself.

[Hissssss.] Engex is nasty. No.

[whOOPS TIME TO YELL AT HUMANS AGAIN ANd then bite down on that belatedly because whoops Lissa is still here.]

 

And mean people. -nods-

-groom-

-The most confused bug noise. Confused facegroom. Well also groom syrup out of mouthbits-

 

No I'm super stupid!
But that's okay.
People like me anyways!

*He is letting out the happiest, tiniest scream of delight as he chases the mi. He's also going just slow enough that he isn't catching up.*

 

Hmmmm...

Do you like running? Or skating?

 

[Groomgroom. Share the last bits of goo! this isn't inappropriate with nonswarm shhhhhh] Thanks! Lissa has good ears and loud noises hurt her and I only just remembered she was still here! [Regretful chirring.]

 

I like to fly!
I love flying!!
I'm super good at it!!!

 

Yeah! I just wish the TEAM had a place to fly!

 

-Hide behind a thing, then POUNCE! There are no claws and if hit swifty will just be bowled over by a fluff- Mi!

 

Yeah!
Yeah!!
Yeah!!!

*He goes tumbling, then abruptly begins to climb higher, spiraling up into the air. It's... a little less impressive at this size.*

 

If we could set up like, a wind tunnel? We could fly??

 

-chirps!- Aw. Poor little soft ears. Organics are pretty fragile.

 

-Tries to catch him. Much pounce, many jump. Sits.- Mi?