Out of context quotes thread

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"Yes-that doesn't mean lick the doormat!"

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dog is weird[/[/I]SPOILER]

 

" om nom nom tastes like radium"

 

I think that one sort of provides its own context.

 

Sometimes you have several hundred kebabs and need them to keep for the next sitting.

 

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I had a dream that seebs opened a new gated subforum titled "Innuendo" but it had also somehow been there from the beginning and people were mad at them for making a thing that hadn't happened yet and there was drama about people remembering posting in threads that they know didn't exist yesterday

 

"When I snipe myself in the head six times I expect to die"

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ME3: Citadel

 

@sirsparklepants : If it has a slender neck and isn't too big you can put it in

 

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“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

 

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So, they banged via bethesda glitch?