shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

*grins* Cooool!

 

-hands it to him-

 

*looks at it for a few seconds, considering*

*eats it*

Thanks!

 

-babby troublemaker, so cute! don't squee, Circuit, don't squee...-

 

[Fussgroom intensifies!!!] They should. And if they don't you can eat them.

 

"Sorry, kiddo, what I just gave my man here is not for children, even if it is your colour." Lissa winks at the babby...djinn?

 

Unless it's a poison your mate has resistance to, why not? Give newsparks all the tastes so they can learn what's good for eating.

 

Keep a camera or three ready.

Ah, that's the problem... (Apostasia frowns)
Yes, we still do have badge-wearers, although quite a few throw the badge into the nearest trash bin the second they touch down. Renouncing is not a requirement, adhering to the law is. Might be a problem, but we also have specialists for cases like this.
... No insecticons I am aware of, however.

(Apostasia shrugs)
Doesn't apply in this space as far as I'm aware.

Got enough for everyone, for that matter.
(Apostasia summons a stack of booze crates with a big sign floating above them reading and otherwise conveying the notion of "free booze")

 

Glow's a specialist. It's not a brain thing, or at least it's as much a brain thing as any other grudge. And I don't think he'd be happy having it erased, even if it means we can't stay on Hills-and-Sky.

...unless you meant killing-the-problem specialists? Which is. Also not allowed. [He will not hiss at the nice lady, but there is a bit of a buzzy undertone to his voice. No killing his conjunxes, not even in theoretical futures.]

Anyway. No, you said you talked to the planet? So unless it's hiding them from you there probably isn't a swarm already.

 

-gigglechirp- I think [Warleader] wants to. And [Head Fixer]

 

<Figure out how to fly the ship and then eat them, maybe.>

 

For humans, at least, certain substances are mildly toxic to adults, enough to produce pleasant effects, but a great deal worse for children.

 

... Why am I surprised that that was the way your interpretation of my words went? Not like Cybertron had functional social services or placed any value on therapists.
More like, a person who helps you deal with your issues in a talky and constructive way? Where it comes from, and how to deal with it in a way that does not involve murder.
Mnemosurgery is a heavily restricted field, too much potential for major trouble.

I doubt Hills-and-Sky would hide a swarm from us when she's been prickly about transformers in general, and I guess the Daredevils would've noticed. But I'll ask Kynvakyrei to relay the question.

 

?? Why?? Is it the size thing??

Mmmmm. Maybe. Still don't think he'd agree. I'll ask Wires if I remember when I wake up.

Your Ground is 'she'?

 

Yes, that would be smart. Can´t be too hard can it?

 

It's okay! I just thought that it was neat. I didn't expect you to give it to me or anything.

 

It's not! Might have to fix buttons though, standards like all the flat screens and glowbuttons with no actual shape to them.

 

We can fix that! Standards are silly, is not just us who have claws!

 

No, they're not done developing yet, so their organs are more susceptible to damage.

 

...oh. Because humans don't make eggs. Right. That just sounds worse and worse.