Because that happened. So, Equius is a donut? Karkat is a cinnamon roll, Tavros is an oatmeal cookie, and Aradia is a funeral biscuit. What are the others?
I'm fairly sure Feferi is those tiny adorable colorful chocolates with all the delicate frosting decorations.
click through for the true horror: it is raw, vegan, gluten-free, nut-free coconut lime pie. the crust is shredded coconut and chia seeds. the green comes from avocados. that's right, this is lime flavored avocado pie on a crunchy raw coconut and raw seed crust. it is the kind of horror only a slightly dim hippie with a raging case of the munchies would concoct.
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well, saltwater taffy isn't a pastry, so eridan could perhaps be violet macaroons with blackcurrant jam
