shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-the mi decides to climb Mare. If allowed to succeed it will wind up on her head, looking smug. Who´s tiny now?-

 

Awwwwww. You're like a tiny me. Well. Tinier me. All full of a need to prove everyone wrong just because you can. Just don't jump off the roof of the Snack Falcon because someone dared you.

-lifts a paw and strokes the mi. she is looking up. trying to see the mi. and failing-

 

Pirrr! -the mi peers down at her and extends a tiny paw onto her forehead.-

 

I feel like I've just been blessed. Mom's probably going to be pissed. Unless you're some sort of little saint. St. Mi of the Shitpost Rave, patron saint of being just the most precious thing ever!

 

-Neko Barudaa regards the new cat with curiosity-

 

-the mi tires it´s best to look innocent, then realizes Mae can´t see it and descends to her shoulder to look cute there. But there is mischief in those fluffy ears.

 

Holy shit.

-is too awed by the cuteness and also this new buff cat to suspect the mi-

 

-heart eyes errywhere-

 

Oh No Surely Not. I Am A Very Saintly Troll. All Pacifism And Gooey Affection And Reasoned Decisions. A Veritable Vegetarian Even. My Exclusively Carnivorous Lusus Is Very Understanding.
[Behold, her awardwinning deadpan]

[She does without second thought]

 

-Kyoshin Neko comes to investigate as well-

 

HOLY SHIT!!!!

 

-Kimo Neko waves hi-

 

I am going to die.

 

-is cute-

-fluffs up! The mi will protect you!- Hiss!

 

Wait no! That was a sarcastic I'm going to die! Unless this leggy cat decides to fight me. In which case we'll take him. Show him who's boss. A proper pair of tiny warriors.

 

-Kimo Neko looks very confused-

 

-did someone call for a tiny warrior? Batoru Neko is here-

 

We come in peace, Stilt Cat. Please don't harm us. Or whatever it is you and your legs can do to us.

 

HOW MANY ARE THERE?!

 

-Kimo Neko is no longer a Kimo Neko. In a blinding flash of light, Kimo Neko is now Bikyaku Neko, The Sexy Legs Cat.-

-Bikyaku Neko strikes a pose.-