shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Shit Fam now that's some real nightmare fuel right there

 

you gotta introdeuce me to the dick trees man

where gonging lit this shit up like merry krismim

 

hey man dont blame me blame troll freud and his psychology fetish
what even was that dude up to in his spare time that he came up with that shit do i even wanna know the morbid curiosity held within my soul is crying out begging for an answer yet the little cricket in my head is whispering
dont google it dave it will only bring sadness
but jiminy i say mournfully how can i tear him a new one without unlocking this dank and most forbidden of secrets
some asses the cricket says sagely with a little nod are simply not meant to be torn

hahahaha holy fuck i cant believe im talking to the kringlefucker right now i have died and gone to heaven this is the best day of my life i have no regrets

i will definitely introduce you to the dick trees my dude where doin this where makin it hapen

 

??? I mean if it's hard to do I guess I can understand that, but... [Fussy bug noises.] Is there any way to fix yours?

 

Troll Freud was a motherfucking oddball.
He thought that grubs had this thing called the Oedipug Complex where TheY all wanna fuck the motherfucking mother grub.
It honestlY wouldn't surprise Me if He reallY did comeup with dick trees too.

 

fuck
yes
my roots are gogna get somefertilizer if you know what i meme
wongk

 

it's not that big of a deal really...it's mostly a slight inconvenience...definitely not a big enough deal to justify what i'd have to do to solve the problem

 

People don't NEED to talk loud.

 

OKay... [More fussy clicking.]

No! But the human said it hurts to be loud? And yelling isn't supposed to hurt!!!

 

Yeah, because our voxes aren't made of meat. Well, yours. Mine's probably a wreck.

 

Organics aren't that different, are they? Overuse is one thing, but for being loud to always hurt?

 

How are you defining loud?

 

...I promised I'd try not to yell in here so I can't show you. Sorry. Um. Above a certain volume? Like, the one with headnubs Glow got fussy at yesterday is loud.

 

of course he came up with dick trees dude would i lie to you does this look like a face that would lie to you dont answer that of course i wouldnt

and yeah im well aware of oedipus and his whole shebang we had both him and freud on earth and rose just will not leave me be about him
penis ouija doesnt have anything to do with the powerful and true bro love i feel for my dude friends but no shes just gotta yammer on about slip this and oedipus that i mean i love her too but just because jane is a hot mom doesnt mean i want to fuck MY mom yknow

 

Yeah but they're a lot smaller, too.

Basically I think loud for them is not loud for the other organics they hang around. Because their vox is fucked up. So maybe it hurts like going too loud for you would hurt?

 

oh my sweet baby jesus

please please please tell me what karkat did i need to know im ITCHING for this sweet gossip this juicy expose this spicy rumor

 

i can always just be quiet, like this...

*slight pout* i'm only a little on the short side...

 

*repeated blinking* Uh
SorrY Fam, I don't think I know.
And bY that I mean I have no fucking idea what it is, exactlY, that You're trYing to saY

 

me neither lmao

 

-She rolls her eyes.-

Smaller than ME.