shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

But going too loud doesn't hurt me? Not unless I do it a lot.

There were language problems I think? And then Glow got insulted and arguing happened and Wires had to come break everything up because I am. Not good at backing off once I'm excited?

At least you have a workaround, I guess. [He does not sound convinced.]

 

i can dream

 

it's true, though...

 

lmao

 

this is not nearly as juicy as id been hoping oh well ill just have to go grind up some wild tales back at the rumor mill
ill come back like so this one time at band camp and then unleash a rumor crazy enough to be titillating or i guess rev up your motors or whatever yet still believable enough that people buy it and spread it around defacing karkats reputation for all time

karkat and insults go together like white on rice though i dont know what you guys were expecting like i mean granted ok youre transformers and for all i know where youre from karkat is in a cult webcomic or some shit so maybe you didnt HAVE anything to expect
so
im going to state for the record that any conversation with karkat is an exercise in how much youre willing to put up with references to his alien donger and insults to your character
this is why were friends see
because i see past his alien donger and my character is an impenetrable wall of memes not even he can damage

 

I've noticed that Koolkat doesn't seem to appreciate anY of the amazing nicknames I give Him.
It's a real fucking shame.
But anYwaYs if it is memes that You came here for then You are in the right place Fam

 

[Snickerchitters.] Organics don't rev me up!! That's gross, you'd go squish!!

I don't care about insults, or at least not that one, and it was an accident anyway and I also apparently said some nasty stuff!! Glow just gets... fussy about certain topics.

 

Where is Afterglow?

 

Awake probably? I dunno. I spend a lot of time in stasis on our longer trips so I don't get too hungry, 'swhy I'm here all the time.

 

dude of course not hes got a mile long stick jammed up his ass for all eternity what do you expect
also ngl koolkat makes him sound a little bit like a delicious and cheap ass beverage powder
karkat the kool aid man is not an image i ever thought id have to picture but here i am not only contemplating it but considering illustrating it and sending it to him this is the life ive chosen
HEY WIGGLERS he smashes through the door of a schoolfeeding facility PARTAKE OF MY BLOOD he says its a little bit like communion only more sugar and less religion but probably a little religion because im pretty sure hes supposed to be troll jesus or something

anyway i provide the memes i do not partake im strictly meme vegan
megan
wait no shit that doesnt work
memegan isnt exactly the kind of snappy retort i was hoping for though so maybe this one wasnt meant to be

ok im gonna level with you karkat also gets fussy about certain topics who would have guessed not me no sir so like yeah maybe you overstepped some boundaries but he probably did too especially if he doesnt know you and where not to go with shit when hes having a fit
but if youre worried about it hes probably not still mad at you or the glow dude beyond like...his baseline levels of mad at people
in fact i would bet a boonbuck hes done a reacharound right back to blaming himself for whatever kerfuffle you guys had its kind of his modus operandi with things like this

 

[Shrug!] It wasn't really anyone's fault! Except maybe Glow's but that happens sometimes.

 

oh man fault is no matter here

a toilet on the other side of the planet could clog and karkat would find a way to blame himself for it its just how he works

 

Who Taught The Human About Sufferist Baptisms?
[... is she joking?]

 

lets be real theres no ritual more purifying and spiritual than dunking your entire body into a vat full of sugar water and red dye 40 this is the only religious cerimony i will abide by from here on out

no grape no lemonade no blue raspberry what the fuck even is that flavor anyway
get nasty with a pool of mother
fuckin
cherry kool aid
prove your devotion to dead troll jesus give yourself a uti it will all be worth it when he accepts you into his loving arms and you can rest your head against his nipplepants

 

He wasn't a fan of Short 'n ShoutY so I had to give Him a new one.
The ShoutY part is also whY I could sort of see Him actuallY doing that.
But Yeah apparentlY He's the descendant of a famous rebel Eggy Dankleer offed not too long ago.

incredible

 

[She nods solemnly]
You Are Ready To Receive The High Honors Now, Acolyte Strider. Kneel Before Me As I Squirt The Holy Ketchup Onto The Crown Of Your Head.

 

It was me, Troll Dio!

 

finally ive waited my whole life for this moment at long last i can apply symbolic foodstuffs to various parts of my body like a condiment bukkake

only the truly faithful put the sacred sriracha on their junk and let me tell you my faith has never wavered im ready

 

[She snaps her fingers, and ketchup rains down on Dave]
I Dub Thee Priest Of The Mutant Red Worshipping Wanker Club. Rise To Your Feet And Be Welcome In The Embrace Of Faith, Human Strider.