shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

i got murdered

 

id say now kiss but i dont think ur ages match up enough.

 

if by this you mean fluffing up the time player cred like bright red birds of paradise yes obviously ive never ignored an opportunity to posture like a tool

you can be the dominant time player if you want whatever that means im just not getting outta here to make room for your ego

i dont even use my powers that much yo its not really gonna be a competition

you sound like jade if jade were a giant robot from a cultural phenomenon that apparently michael bay ruined thanks for telling me that dirk i really appreciate it you shithead

 

Good luck with that! Some other me will carry on, it's barely any trouble at all.

That does happen sometimes, or so I'm told.

 

We don't talk about the Bayta stream. Who's Jade? They sound like a lovely individual!

 

Never bothered counting in the first place. He's probably like 4 though so nope.

I'm not even sure what it means myself. Sometimes you just gotta pick a fight. Just gotta.

It'll be a fun way to let out some steam before the other me arrives to clean up.

 

Froghopping is always fun, even when there's bloody battle at the end!

 

-stares at you looking like the completely dead inside bitch that she is-

 

[Brilliant smile. You cannot stop the Chaotic Good optimist. You just can't.]

 

jades our space player and also a dog we made a big honkin frog together and then fast forwarded a planet to make it habitable it was pretty fucking sick

im 9 sweeps/20 years old you fucking geezer and while im sure it would be a torrid and scandalous romance to grace the covers of steamy dimestore novels for eons to come my ass is not up for grabs or for grabbing

go pick a fight with somebody else grandma little timmy is tired from boy scouts training or whatever it is they do in boy scouts i never went

 

Oh, that sounds interesting! We're not usually involved in the Creation ourselves, and Onyx is far too passive a player to fast-forward anything, but that does seem like a good way to get things kickstarted!

 

They learn how to properly dismember corpses for the good of the Empire.

-floats aimlessly on her back in the room-

 

u could give me a peck.

 

"Kid. Stop before I collapse into painful but riotous laughter. She's my kismesis and I was about to tease the hell out of her for acting like she has competition and then you just had to go say that. Trust me. That is not what a pitch solicitation from this woman sounds like. Or feels like, for that matter. But those are my wounds and you don't get to see them.""

 

wow look at gramps mcstylecramps here bragging

 

yeah it was me and jades job to do the creating but not cause im time i mean obviously i fast forwarded cause im time but the frog making was because im a knight and theyre supposed to help out the space player with the frog shit

exactly what i imagined tyvm

oh gross dude i wasnt thinking like actual quadrants more like a brief and sexually charged fling but now im thinking about this in entirely too much detail and im going to have to have rose psychoanalyze me to purge this from my brain christ almighty

the thought of kinky geriactrics is not a thought i ever considered having and now im in hell bye forever

 

Oh nooooo. Glasses has arrived to end whatever the fuck this was. There goes the not actually fight fight.

-floats higher in the room-

Also I know I ain't got competition in the "soulless automaton of death and destruction for a harsh and unloving god" department. Urgh. Sometimes you just gotta fight.

 

I tried many times, it doesn't seem to stick

Nephew...

 

is

is that a no to the peck??

 

Girl scouts make cute arts and crafts projects out of the corpses.