sorry i don't make the rules: ridiculous/lighthearted headcanons

In DC Bombshells, someday, Harley and Ivy get to making booze. Since Ivy is a scientific genius who can control plants and is able to easily modify the makeup of alcohol on the fly, and Harley is a former moonshiner, this results in... something... that is able to get Supergirl, who is a) Kryptonian and b) RUSSIAN, drunk.

 

Spoiler: the prequel no one asked for

aceyyy-Last Monday at 7:01 PM
what if lapis and peridot started growing weed on their farm and they have a strain called peripot

SylphTempest-Last Monday at 7:07 PM
once amethyst finds out they can't get her to leave their pot alone
once PEARL finds out, they have to defend it at all costs
once Garnet finds out...everyone gets high. steven too

aceyyy-Last Monday at 7:11 PM
omg
okay but greg DEFINITELY has smoked the weed
greg and amethyst have definitely watched lil butler while stoned

SylphTempest-Last Monday at 7:12 PM
Greg smoked the weed first and forgets to tell Amethyst. Amethyst is amePISSED

aceyyy-Last Monday at 7:18 PM
fuCK
also rose smoked a weed because she wanted to experience all humans had to offer

SylphTempest-Last Monday at 7:19 PM
does that mean she's done all the other drugs
can you imagine rose quartz tripping on acid

aceyyy-Last Monday at 7:19 PM
yes
yes it does
all the times she waxed poetic about humanity? those were moments when she was super fucking high
i love how half my su headcanons are about sex and/or drugs

 

Both Daffy and Donald are distant descendants of Dingle.

 

i was thinking about "what even would bodysharing feel like to frisk and chara"
and came up with "like cuddles except your edges blur together"

related: resurrected!chara is a bit of a cuddlebug...even if they weren't before dying.

ETA: lots of instances of various big extended post-pacifist family members waking up to find that in the night chara decided to move to their bed
it's usually not frisk or papyrus, on account of those two being short-sleepers. those people instead often have chara just kind of shuffle up to them like an ambulatory blanket pile, sleepily flop against them, and go back to sleep.

 

Various cartoon skunks have some kind of medical issue with their stink glands. Real skunks' general body odour is really faint and not all that unpleasant; they only stink when they spray, which they only do when frightened. Leaky stink glands would be super unpleasant for all involved. I know dogs are prone to blockages in theirs and that's bad enough.

 

It's not so faint that I don't know when our local neighborhood skunk is about... from inside my house.

 

Really? I've handled pet skunks and they don't really smell of anything to me, and in the UK it's illegal to take their stink glands out.

 

Pet skunks have the advantage that their owners can give them a bath though. Used to do the same thing with my ferret on a regular basis because he had both glands and gonads intact and he was a STINKY BOY.

 

I just gave a fantasy setting pepperoni rolls because I am from West Virginia and I do what I want.

 

now, give me a pepperoni roll

 

Sorry, Sibling eats them all whenever we buy them.

 

...Forgive me, this is probably a dumb question, but...what is a pepperoni roll?

 

I clicked the link and it looks hellish. It looks like a white bread roll with pepperonis shoved in and nothing else XP

 

Actually, it's delicious. 'cause the bread is cooked with the pepperoni (and possibly cheese) inside it, so it all tastes pepperoni-y and it's soft and yummy.

Trust me, it's delicious. :::PPP

 

Pizza rolls are like bite sized calzones and I love them so goddamn much.

 

...Somehow I completely missed the link being there. WHOOPS.

That actually looks potentially tasty? I think it'd be best with cheese though.

 

It is.

 

Sounds like a more bready calzone, neat.

 

Yeah the bread to fixins ratio is just too much bread for me, i cant really just sit and eat bread and enjoy it. Bread is just something i stuff in my gob when i need to eat but am too spectacularly spoonless to make anything else. I also am not a big fan of pepperonis -_- i'll take your word for it that its good and let others enjoy.

 

I will eat all the bread, I love bread the most