shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-She covers her mouth, and her growing grin, with a hand.-

Oh my. That would be a sight to see.

 

It sure would, wouldn't it? [Wiretap doesn't bother covering his own grin.]

 

She... she could pick me up!

-Her ventilations run harder.-

 

She could do all kinds'a things, picking up cute archivists included.

 

-Archive covers her face.-

Well, she's not here, so!

 

Well she ain't right now. [He laughs, shakes his head.] Anyways. How goes diplomacyquest? Any new disasters?

 

Um. Not really. Just the normal, er, organization issues.

 

Faaaaair enough! Space is boring, I really don't have any updates either.

 

I wouldn't say it's boring! Although I- I can't say I don't miss Caminus.

 

Eh, it's alternately boring and exciting, I'm just in a long boring patch because transit sucks bearings. Better than fighting, but... [he shrugs.] Watching stasis readings ain't much entertainment, even if someone's gotta do it.

 

Ah, is everyone else in stasis?

 

Nah, just Thunders. Voluntary, mind, he just runs through energon like you wouldn't believe while he's awake and we ain't exactly in a place to be blowing through our stocks. We keep ourselves occupied, I wouldn't be napping if I were the only one who could watch everyone, but sometimes a tin can floating in the void is just a tin can floating in the void, even with my favorite people in the universe in it.

 

Oh, yes, he mentioned that! He can eat so many things but in a spaceship there's not much to spare.

 

Mhm. We had some problems with that when he first started following us, and even now that he knows what needs to stay intact... [Wiretap shrugs, pulling a face.] Kinda seems cruel to keep him awake just to starve out the trip, y'know? Even though with the size of his tank he could probably outlast any of us 'cept maybe Quarrel.

 

Yeah. I think he worries about not being able to protect you guys, though. But you'd wake him up if you needed him, right?

 

Yup. Insecticons apparently wake up pretty dang quick, actually-- I dunno if it's because they normally get shipped out like that or what, but he hardly needs five minutes to boot all the way outta induced stasis, and with none of the disorientation or miscalibrated systems you'll see in most standards coming out of a long-term unconscious state. Wish I knew enough about programming to take a look, honestly, it'd do wonders for recovery time...

 

Haha, that happens for me, too!

 

a memes like in its basest form something that spreads basically like a social virus
like aw hell dude this fire stuff is SWEET im gonna go tell my caveman buddies how to torch shit

except now that we have like the internet and electricity its more like
FUCK ME look at this FUCKING CAT im going to retweet it five times

anyway yeah dude you dont gotta apologize for shit and if you wanna go you can go im not going to chain you to me so i can prattle on about nothing if you need to like
not talk
its whatever i got other things to do other people to talk at

 

Ormt: "My power over time has mostly to do with inviting its creation through either the form of my swordplay, or through optimal and precise time usage, which is more beneficial to the entirety of the guild."


Uror: "You could say it involves either good form, or good form!"

Duneyrr: "Oh? Does this 'Johnvris' share my natural confidence? Do either of them have my incredible sleight of hand."
-Duneyrr closes her hands together, then opens them, revealing a woodfly that quickly flutters away.-
Duneyrr: "My pranks are quite popular with the guild, you know."


Dainn: "No, they're really not. Quit showing off, airhead."

 

Veroandi: "A social virus? That sounds dangerous!"


Skuld: "...Don't get it...What does flame and volt alchemy have to do with cats?.."


Kerlaugr: "I-is there a danger of electrocuting cats now? I don't want to electrocute any kittens!"


Kormt: "..."