[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Nepeta? We haven´t seen her much at all.

 

This is the best day. The actual best day.
Their identical poses are fucking killing me I can't

 

Terezi! She needs to lick everyone on campus.
Or...
'Eridan gets rejected over and over again' the after school special
Or
Sollux, because I think he's the only one who hasn't gotten entangled in a relationship? somebody needs to break up Dirk and Hal, they both should branch out to someone who isn't another copy of themselves.

 

Nooooooooooooooo
Dirk had the whole week to find somebody :p let them self-destruct on their own

 

Oh man, that's a lot of good options.

I will ruminate heavily upon them while I chew my mac and cheese.

 

Ok ok, you're right Dirk needs his freedom...

So I vote for either Terezi licking everyone or the tiny angry spurned general and that is my final answer!

 

@Ruevian I just need to repeat that your write-ups are a PURE JOY to read! I was laughing so much!
Also, holy shit, Dirkhal becoming canon so fast :DDD Their identical poses cracked me up!

I'm all for Terezi as well, though I agree that we didn't get to see much Nepeta. Maybe we can combine these and look how Scratch'n'Sniff works out?

 

seconded seconded seconded

#also since selfcest seems to be a thing that is happening, we should see if we can hook both Nepeta and Dave with Davepeta when they show up

 

Oh man. The instantaneous DirkHal. I can't even.

I have now discovered the best word.

Well, that's definitely my answer to everything.

 

Thank you! I'm glad you like it and I'm happy to make you laugh. :D

And you know, I like the way you think. Let's be Terezi.

 

I literally just SHRIEKED OUT LOUD with laughter, well fucking done boys.

 

Thank you for making me aware of this song. Something new to add to my DirkHal playlist >:D

 

Holy shit Oingo Boingo you just made my night. (Weird Science and Dead Man's Party are best songs ever, fight me)

 

So I got the game installed and have spent a large chunk of my free time this day making characters! The character creator has some REALLY nice features, but also goddamn do they force sameface on you for the girls.

Spoiler: Caracter creation chatter

But oh, man, the hair options. If I had hair options like these in the Sims, I would never stop making Sims ever. /sparkles adoringly at the hair options tbh

So far I have fifteen characters made, mostly OCs but padded out with some robots and aliens from my fandoms because MAN my OCs are almost entirely girls man, and also three OCs of other people whose OCs have made out with mine in RP and such (those are Mara in the second row and Tori and Jeb in the last row!)

Spoiler: NSFW: Character cards for the peeps i've made, who are all naked

I do really wish there were more guy options, just in general. And that the 'fat' body for girls wasn't so... just kind of plump, or there was a plump/fat for them distinction. Dammit, game, Skirl is supposed to be straight-up rounded! (And I mean also made of slime but u know.)

I need to figure out how to install the hair mod and then just keep making characters. forever. and ever. and then maybe someday play the game.

 

I am sincerely impressed at how fast DirkHal happened. They went from zero to a particularly convoluted form of masturbation quick as a wink.

Also oh no I want this game just for all the character options. The chance to see all my OCs interactin' and fuckin' and murderin' is a nice bonus, of course, but really all I want is to spend hours upon hours painstakingly crafting the cast of my epic sci-fi novel.

 

Yeah, the character creation is pretty awesome, anime same-face aside! I've made a bunch of my OCs too. And the 3D model of fuckin' has been a pretty decent tool for art practice.

Truly, this is one of the porns I'm only reading for the articles.

 

ngl I have been sorely tempted to get this game and make a Dragon Age version. Problem: so many straight people. So many. And I can't think anyone that would be plausibly yandere.

 

:33c
Hello I am here for this.
Oddly the first person who comes to mind for me as maybe yandere would be Anders? Rejected, "oh let's give Fenris back to Denarius that's a wonderful idea" Anders.
GDI now I want to do a mass effect version.