that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

I saw a thing a while ago about some city wanting to install exercise equipment on buses so people could exercise in return for free bus fare. Because apparently buses don't smell bad enough already.

 

listen with me

 

My family is concerned for my health after the noises I made.

He sounds like he's trying to sing while someone takes a crowbar to his shins it's great.

It's been over for over a full minute and I'm STILL GIGGLING GDI it won't stop.

 

and now I'm laughing uncontrollably
help

 

Accurate

 

Dunno if people don't want to see political stuff but it's funny. I'll just spoiler it.

Spoiler: politics

See what's wrong with this picture?
No?
Well, the one on the right has his lips photoshopped onto his eyes.
It looks exactly the same

 

so i'm playing a game called star stable where you live out the fantasy of having a horse and being taken seriously, and there's an easter egg hunt event, and i completed one, and the prize was a loaf of bread 'for your horse'
and i'm howling because 'anyone got dry bread for my horse?' is a polish national meme
and i can't explain to anyone why this is so hysterical to me

 

The patch notes for Stellaris are just truly amazing.

 

@NumiTuziNeru I used to play Star Stable! I might get back into it, I have played pretty much every horse-flavored RPG at this point and I enjoyed that it allowed for exploration and didn't force you to interact with other people haha

 

IM CRYING

 

"Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning of boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."

 

ooooo, let me know if you do, it'd be nice to have friends i Actually Know on there ahahaha

speaking of sso, i was climbing up a tower to get a quest item and i accidentally managed to phase through the floor and off the map
three times
so my polycule are calling my avatar kitty pryde now

 

Please look at this ad campaign for a self scooping litter box. Its goofy, its shitposty, its crass, and all around super creative

 

"the maniacal company
behind the robot dung butler"
glorious

 

@Void

 

holy fucking shit

 

John Hodgman, noted weird dad, actor, and podcast host, protects the privacy of his two children by referring to them in public as "my daughter, Hodgmina" and "my son, Hodgmanillo."

 

Sans - san