shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-dry humor, black as kaonese motor oil- The former, in this case.

 

*laughs* Yeah, that would be fitting.

 

[....... inappropriate snickering]

In my particular case both, but none of it with you involved.

Have you met any Decepticons?

Different Strokes for different folks the earth saying goes if I recall correctly. Trust is a big part of most of it at the end of the cycle.

[She shrugs]
I can try to stop hiding behind my massive and borderline illegal arsenal to make up for my diminutive size, doc.

 

Fair enough. [Shrug.]

Is it really illegal if you got paid and contracted for most of it?

...joking aside, thanks.

 

So would some engex.

My Captain how scandalous. I am scandalized. -grins-

 

Ask the autobots or the colonists that, I dare you.
[She grins.]

 

[She sputters]
I uh-
I mean.
I apologize for my terrible manners sir.
[Embarrassed smol is embarrassed]

 

[Ignis, who has been carefully ignoring the social justice debate, quietly summons a bottle of an old Vosian vintage and offers it.] Is this acceptable, sir?

 

Oh, but my Prime, I was only following the orders of my poor, misguided leader! [Snickering.]

 

[Warriors] do feed us all the time of course, but special gifts are different. Sometimes they just bring you special gifts and arent flirting!

 

No need Captain, I was joking.

Quite, thank you. -takes, drinks, but carefully no matter how much he´d like to down the bottle.-

 

Nooooo please, have mercy. End my suffering. I don't wanna lick the pedes of any 'bots.

 

I- O-okay.
[Still embarrassed but marginally more relaxed.]

 

"Alas, Captain, nobody ever thinks it's funny when I say that either." Ford rolls his eyes. "Telling people that there was a time when you'd've shot them in the face for saying something, even if that time was potentially several million years before most of the rest of our cultures even evolved, is really not what I'd call an excellent way to express the idea that you actually do know there's no goddamn reason in the multiverse why they should have even been able to guess you might be offended."

 

Starscream! Hi!

 

Sacred and sparked ground, you really think you can yell me into behaving better.
Mechs something like seven tmes your size with a LOT more weaponry have tried that and failed.
[The fact that she is invoking primus should be evidence enough she is really surprised]

 

-also relaxes some-

Hey.

 

Well apparently it's that, turn "traitor" to stay true to the Cause, or throw down the badge entirely.

...tell me I'm hearing wrong to parse that first bit as "not wanting to hear threats, even implied, in my off hours makes me an oversensitive protoform."

 

Quite welcome, sir.

 

"But I wasn't even yelling!" Ford laughs softly.

"It's an understandable interpretation, but not what I was going for?" Ford cocks his head to one side. "I don't think anyone wants to hear even implied threats whether they're working or not--it was Nichrome I was teasing, not everyone else."