[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Horribly, I can see that - Anders' whole creepy-intense I WILL DIE FOR YOU thing definitely has some yandere flavor to it. o_o;

I feel like warmed over crap now but later I'll think seriously about doing this and make a thread so I don't hijack this one.

 

I could see Zevran maybe killing for love too. >_>

The beauty of fanworks is nobody HAS to be straight.... In my heart of hearts, everyone is pan.

 

And Leliana.
...Definitely Leliana.
pls don't put my eyelashes in a jar leli ilu

 

Especially Inquisition Leliana, holy s h i t.

 

ANYWHO, gonna have some coffee, make some lunch, then it's Terezi's time to shine!

ALSO it appears I can't edit or change or make a new poll, so... going off the votes here, Calliope should be our next transfer student for next week!

 

My first thought was Anders, too, ngl. (And there's a couple nice swept back hairs you could use fot him, too...)

 

Well, maybe there's a way I can finangle the current poll. I see you can allow people to vote multiple times, so if we trust people to engage in honorable voting combat and only vote once more, maybe we can try again.

 

Oh! Yes, please! :D

 

Thank you! The ridiculous hentai gods smile this day.

 

i am now eagerly awaiting the results of the new poll, as all those options are appealing but *slams cup on table* I am morally obligated to vote for darling davepetasprite².

 

It's Wednesday and we're Terezi and...well well. Looks like Dave beat us to the Kitty Cat Punch. Not that that will deter us. Cherry cool kids have nothing against a weird girl with dragon panties and an indomitable will to L1CK 3V3RYON3 >:9

Right, let's see how Nepeta feels about us.



Well, she has some like for us. Karkat is definitely crushing, and we've still got our cotton candy girlfriend and cherry cool kid.

Let's go find Nepeta.



She's practicing some killer moves in the strife arena. Let's chat!



Really? Did they have dragons? We should go sometimes. Just you and me. You'd smell delicious with some red on you, you know.

Hey, where are you going? >:?



NO ON3 3XP3CTS TH3 L3G3L4C3R4T1ON!! T3LL M3 4BOUT YOUR HOBBI3S, K1W1 C4T G1RL.



Silly Nepeta, that's why you play PC games. Or FLARP. You should FLARP with me.

But then she ran away again, only to demand every one come see something very important!



Ah. Yes. Rose groping Jane's massive rack. I'll file this away for future use as soon as I'm done licking this wall.



Probably because everyone's using your combat practice place as a casual hang out/make out spot. But don't worry, Nepeta, they'll go watch Fef and Vriska go at it soon enough.



You're so cute I could die.

Well, let's give Nepeta some time alone. That's how you play this game, Tavros! They only struggle harder when they feel the noose. >:]



Sure, why not. I could go for the luscious scent of hot chocolaty dweeb.



H3Y T4VROS, SM3LL1NG D3L1COUS 4S 4LW4YS! DO YOU H4V3 4 F4VORIT3 SM3LL?



Boring! But expected.



H3H3H3H. I mean...really? >:O I wonder who could have told such terrible rumors??



Looks like maybe it was both of us. Right on, Equius.

Oh! I smell the fresh scent of fussy broccoli and death!



Rude!! What's your problem, Kanaya. I only licked you a couple of times!



Wait, what.

 

GO GET THE CUTE CAT GIRL TEREZI! HAREM!
I mean... what?
also kanaya looks like she is plotting something :O

A slightly out of nowhere question, do non-yandere breakups have any visible effect on the ex-partners? like are they angry or sad or do they fight more often? Or do they just kinda go about their business as usual and may decide randomly to hook up again because fuck it?

 

Characters who break up will be depressed and angry for awhile, yeah. And characters who fall for a former lover again will get the "wanna get back together" favorability status. Hasn't happened in my games yet, but I assume post break up that you have to level up love and like points again.

 

this is becoming a triple layer clusterfuck with a thick coating of wtf frosting and I love it.