shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Ship therapist, if y'still want that question answered.

We all know y'all are cutest together.

 

Aha! The truth, revealed!

-She giggles.-

 

For bringing up slag that's none of his business and for not knowing when to back the frag off, he's sorry.

Mm. You're fine. I don't pick up deadpan stuff so easy 'sall.

 

It's good to help people stop fighting if they want to stop fighting. I'm glad your Stream has you.

 

No, unless being less cute is an insult. -arches his optic ridge. wings are set slightly flock invitationwise. Come here, there might be cuddles-

-slightly pleased fluttery-

-wings stop at a slightly tense angle- Acknowledged. -that is about as good as you´re going to get-

 

-She grins and tackles him affectionately.-

 

[The softest smile to ever soft.] Yeah. I'm glad we have each other.

[Bow to the Air Commander. Better not to piss him off any more, especially if they want to keep considering New Iacon as a hidey-hole. He doesn't push the conversation further.]

 

[he puffs up a little bit]

OF COURSE I WANNA, IT'S LIKE A PARTICULARLY HILARIOUS DRUG AND I JUST **GOTTA** GET MY FIX. I HAVE THE IMPULSE CONTROL OF A MEOWBEAST ON CATNIP AND TALK LIKE I SWALLOW A THESAURUS WHOLE EVERY EVENING, IT'S PRETTY MUCH AN INEVITABILITY.

I'M TELLING YOU WHAT I'M MADE OUT OF, RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE LEARNING IS A MIRACLE. LET'S ALL HOLD HANDS AND CONTEMPLATE THE WONDERS OF INFORMATION SHARING.

[his voice is back to, uh, normal? volume after a brief pause]

AND OF COURSE I KNOW, I'VE BEEN IN PLACES LIKE THIS BEFORE! IT'S PRETTY FUCKING RICH YOU'RE GETTING ON ME FOR MY VOLUME WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STABBED ME IN THE "AUDIALS" WITH A BLADE MADE OF PURE AGONIZING SOUND, THOUGH. I REALIZE I BASICALLY PRESENTED MY WAITING AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS WITH A SIGN THAT SAID "STAB ME HERE, PLEASE" BUT EVEN SO!

 

"You do know he's teasing you?" Lissa giggles. "But that said...you might be surprised. In the right kind of fight, even his brother takes his orders."

 

[Fond wing-fanning. They might not be his flock but it sure is nice to see people being openly affectionate.]

You asked, I provided. [Shrug.] Don't think it's too far-fetched to assume people have some idea of their own physical limits, even aliens.

 

"You didn't 'rassle' with me," Ford points out. "You asked me a fair question and you gave me the opportunity to answer it."

 

-suppress a startled squawk and catch the smol, apply pets and tweak one of her pigtails-

-nods-

-this seems to help Starscreams wings perk up a bit more-

 

So, how's Cybertron?

 

-he laughs-
Anybody ever tell you you should think 'bout writin' for soap operas? Dialog's a little stale for some of 'em, they could do with some'a your flair.

 

WOW, PUT ME ON A TABLE AT A FIVE STAR RESTAURANT, 'CAUSE I SURE JUST GOT SERVED! I AM LEFT WITH NO OPTIONS BUT TO SIT DOWN AND NURSE MY FLAKING, CRISPY SKIN IN THE AFTERMATH OF THIS BURN.

SURELY NEXT TIME I WILL THINK BEFORE I SPEAK! (I'LL SOONER SPROUT WINGS AND FLY)

EHH, I WROTE A SCREENPLAY ONCE. IT WAS AN UNMITIGATED DISASTER OF WISH FULFILLMENT FANTASY MEETS A CIRCLE-JERK OF PAST ME AND PASTER ME'S MASTURBATORY SHIT-SPEWING.

 

Not currently on fire. I´m hoping this continues for a change. -pets more-

 

Good luck.

 

Durapror: "You described yourself as a knight. Knights are protectors, pillars of support that hold their company together. It is natural that the role of leader might fall to such people...regardless of how adequate or not they may feel they are for the role."


Uror: "I'd say both of you two seem like the reliable type to me! That shouty guy too, Karkat, right?"


Skuld: "...No. The three of you are all alike...Crumbling under the weight of responsibility...A knight is nothing without support in return...'S why neither of the strangers are up to the task...even though the loud one is very similar in spirit to Dura..."


Uror: "H-hey now, Skully, don't you think you might be laying it on a bit thick. Besides, none of us dealt very well after what happened with Kupala and the forest folk."


Skuld: "I know...I'm the one who shattered Iwaopeln...With Dainn's aid...I sealed their doom...We still hold together, though we still feel the consequences of what we did."


Durapror: "...You may have been the one to slay the bird, but it was my decision to follow the Radha's orders. "Annihilate the forest folk," huh? They say we saved the world by defeating Visil and Primevil, but was the cost justified? There's more than one way to fail as a leader."


Uror: *dry laugh* "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have opened my mouth..."

 

Thank you. How have you been?

 

Ehn. I ain't fired!