[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

So as we smell our way along the hall...



It's cute when you're shy, Karkat, but Tavros got to you first and you won't let me lick you now, so this is going nowhere.

H3Y N3P3TA!



Karkat, damn it, what did I just say! If you're going to be jealous over me, break up with Tavros first!

Well, if he's going to keep interrupting us, let's go find someone else to talk to.



That's sweet, cool kid, but Terezi can handle herself. Why don't you help me out and put in a good word for me with Nepeta? After all...you're pretty CLOSE, aren't you, Dave. >:]



I knew you'd help me out. Now if you'll excuse me, I just caught a whiff of sexy sax music and must investigate!



Of course. Dirk and Hal making a chocolate orange vanilla cherry swirl sundae on the stairs, completely naked. Terezi takes notes for later but then...



So you see your ectobro and his Real Doll going at it, and you decide to show them how it's done? Why, Dave, how depraved! How indecent!

...1 L1K3 1T >;D

Spoiler: Terezi making Dave squeal like the prettiest twink at the ball

(Note that Hal and Dirk are still going at it. And Karkat is standing uncomfortably close and wishing he had the courage to ask to join)

H3Y, D1RK 4ND D1RK'S S3XBOT





That's just how things go when you engage in Public Sex Competition, Nepeta. Terezi is bold and dominating! Come here and let me play with your weird hair ears!



I could get a whole lot weirder, baby. But then she ran away, so let's chase after her.



Of course you did! That's the whole point! You liked what you saw, I know you did! Would it be better if we roleplayed?

*GC 3XT3NDS H3R DR4CONIC CL4WS IN 4 V3RY G4LL4NT M4NN3R TO TH3 PR3TTY 4ND 4TTR4CTIV3LY D34DLY HUNTR3SS*



>:[

 

Dang, Dave has a lot of girlfriends for a "lean homosexual".

 

FUCK YES DAVEREZI *punches the sun* Get you some, KK, they'd dig it.

 

Oh, and before I forget: we should take a look at everyone's sex stats or whatever, see who besides Tavros has made some interesting, er, "connections".

 

I want everyone to hit on Karkat XD

 

Yeah, get in line, Dirk. Everyone's heard shit about Eridan, and it's probably Vriska spreading the rumors. They're pretty pitch for each other, if you ask me!



Kitty's still hissy, huh? Good thing Feferi was around to invite everyone to go eat with her during lunch. Terezi, Nepeta and several others go trailing after the princess.



Yeah, I bet you needed to recover your stamina after all of Vriska's attention.



Did I, Rose? Did I, really? Look, we're both seers and the smartest girls around, let's go study together!



I'm trying! It's just that your sugarplum scent is so distracting!



I really shouldn't, but there's something about your stupid grape clown ways that make want to... >:?



And then they fell asleep on the roof and missed class. Was it worth it, Terezi? WAS IT?



Well...it WAS pretty nice just to relax. Thanks, Gamzee. Let me show you my thanks.



Do you EVER comb your hair? Jeez, you're a mess.



Sorry, Roxy, you're cute and we're girlfriends but I JUST skipped class and I still have licking to do!



Don't you give me that! We both know you have a couple of Time players you could skip with instead.



Hmm....sure, alright. But no Faygo!



NOT FAYGO.

Ah, Nepeta is slowly walking in a daze. LET'S TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT.



Follow me! If we hang out here, all the people who have crushes on me will rudely interrupt.



Hello, boys. Really giving those spring-loaded hips of Hal's a thorough testing, aren't you, Dirk?

Anyway, Nepeta, I was thinking --



Dave! Look, I understand you have some sort of complex when it comes to seeing your ectobro fuck his Tenga Egg With Legs, but I'm in the middle of something here!



Go find one of your other girlfriends or deal with your apparent lust for Dirk openly and go join in, I got other irons in my fire to deal with right now!

 

one ship down, 35,000 to go. We haven't had fighting for awhile, can Terezi pick a fight with Vriska?

 

Sorry, I'm uploading and posting all of these after the fact, not live. But I'll start a fight or two tomorrow if I can!

 

Is that the same hallway? Have Dirk and Hal been there the whole time omg

 

Yeah, they're right next to the stairs they were on before. Those stairs lead up to the club rooms, and I wouldn't put it past them to have basically been fucking and making out and flirting the entire day.

 

You know, after we vote Davepeta onto the island, we should put (humanized) Serenity on the poll. Go full Heartstuck.

 

Ack, sorry, I wasn't sure how this worked (kinda thought you were playing a little then posting). Also, Gamzee making friends with Terezi can only end badly.

I voted for Caliborn because he's a terrible little shit and would work well in this game.

 

...I have no idea how I'd humanize Serenity but now I can think of little else.

 

I'm crying "tenga egg with legs" holy shit

 

*SLAMS FIST ON THE TABLE* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE.

 

And now imgur is over capacity, so I'm gonna eat a late lunch. INTERMISSION.

 

I forget if this has been asked, but is group sex actually a thing :?

 

I think this was answered earlier, threesomes are a thing but girl/girl/guy only.

 

Kind of. Basically horny characters ask everyone in the area to have an orgy (and we as the PC have that option too) but all that happens is everyone who says yes crouches on the ground like they just got their ass beat in a fight. It's weird.

You can also initiate a threesome with two girls if the right parameters are met, and that might actually start a sex scene or it could fade to black, but I don't know, because I have yet to be able to trigger it!