[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

I'm imagining this and just. Trying not to laugh too hard at work

 

inb4 Tavros woos him

 

We should also check up on Sollux and see if the poor kid's gotten any action.

 

INTERMISSION OVER. Let's touch some kitty tits.



...the tip of what? My tongue? Your nips? You know what, who cares, I'm into it.



4ND TH4T'S HOW YOU T4M3 4 F13RCE YUR1 L1ON3SS >;] > ;] >;]

Of course we'll go on a date, Nepeta.



I may or may not arrive wearing my dragon suit.

As long as we're nearby the statue, let's check it out!



Nepeta still only sees us as a classmate. Hmm. Kanaya, Tavros and Equius hate that they liked my fondling and licking, Karkat's still pining for my perky fjords, Dave's cupping his blueballs and...oh ho. Terezi's so hot even gay men want a piece of her. Maybe he liked the way we topped Dave like the most lecherous animes.



Karkat, I assure you, Jane doesn't need help making friends. Well, let's go creep on people.



H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H



H4H4H4H4H4H4H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

Okay, that's enough of that, let's do some studying. This sharp mind needs further sharpening.



Aw, Roxy. Of course I am! I've been neglecting you a lot today, haven't I?



Look, you're great, it's just that I can't deprive this school of this much hotness. But I'll get back to you later!



WHOA, Dave, hi! He just straight up walked over and kissed me. I like it! But I'll tell you what I told Roxy: I have other things to do!



Don't be ridiculous, Roxy.

Of course I do. >:]



Definitely, but first I need to see if a gay man will let me lick him.



Turns out he won't. You've won this time, Dirk, but I know you want me! The statue never lies, Dirk! THE STATUE NEVER LIIIIIEEEES

Right, studying.



Story of my life.

Then as Terezi went looking for Nepeta again, Roxy got tired of being shoved on the back burner and grabbed her to drag her into the bathroom.



Damn, Roxy, I like the cut of your sugary sweet gib, but look at my cursor! It's bright red! That means we're just about out of time and if we do anything, I'll end up skipping another period.



Oh, man. Okay, fine! Next period, we're doing this. We're making this happen.

Spoiler: indecent licking

Spoiler: roxy's boobs

And that's why everyone wants a piece of this dragon tail.

 

Nobody could be as awful as caliborn truly is, but I could definitely make him pretty bad. >:D

 

Well, shit.



Turns out all that time licking Roxy meant a lot of people went home or elsewhere! Well, Vriska is still here, let's go fuck with her.

Spoiler: boobs

I interrupted them having sex in the classroom.

Good. >:]

Let's check out the statue. How's Hal doing fitting in?



Lots of people want what Dirk's been flaunting, and naturally Hussie finds him problematic.

Oh...oh my.





Well. There it is, guys. Gamzee's gone yandere and both Fef and Vriska have the shadow of death following them!

But would it be just? You knew that Feferi was with Vriska, Gamzee! You don't get to go jealous murderer on them now, even if we hate Vriska!

Maybe it's not too late to save Gamzee from himself as well as Feferi and Vriska.



DON'T DO 1T, G4MZ33, TH3Y 4R3N'T WORTH 1T!!



You want her all to yourself, I know! But Gamzee, there's so many other fish in the sea! Or dragons in the sky! Instead of killing Vriska and Feferi and then getting thrown in jail because there's no way you're smart enough to not get caught, why don't you just make out with ME. I'll make you forget all about them!



Oh, Gamzee. It didn't have to go this way, but you've forced my hand. Justice demands I...talk to the teacher. HUSSIE!



GODDAMMIT, HUSSIE, THIS IS ABOUT LIFE OR DEATH

Well, that's it, then. I tried my best. Let's try hitting on a gay man again.



Dirk, we had a full blown sex competition in the hallway. Of course I have!



To be fair, I'm not surprised you don't remember, since your face was pushed down in the wood most of the time.



Oh, Roxy. The spectre of clown murder looms over us all and you want to sing? But fine. Perhaps some levity is needed.



And then they spent the rest of the evening singing and the day ended. Feferi and Vriska still live...BUT FOR HOW LONG?

 

So now we have a choice. We can let the murders play out, or we can try to stop them by distracting Gamzee and getting on his good side enough that his statuses change.

If we DO let the murders play out, I'll play as Fef or Vriska once just so you guys can experience being hunted by a yandere Gamzee firsthand. And we will die and the game will end because if your PC gets killed, it's game over, but then we'll just go back to our saved game.

 

Maybe play Fef so she can avoid Gamz and hopefully Vriska can out-yandere him?

 

I don't care if Vriska dies, but is there any way to save sweet precious Feferi? Other than getting on Gamzee's good side, which, ok that'd be fine.

 

Yeah, if we pre-emptively act all sweet and sexy with him, that should ostensibly get him off the crazy train to murder town.

 

honk
HONK
honk
MOTHERFUCKERS Do:

 

What ends up happening is the character comes up to you, says their piece, then shanks you. I haven't had any option to avoid it aside from outrunning a yandere.

 

Yandere! Yandere!
-pounds fists on table.-

 

You know what? I think I'll go back in the game and take some caps of Gamzee being creepy, just so y'all can enjoy it.

 

fuck yes, here for this.
I wanna play as feferi and let Vriska get killed. I just want YANDERE SPIDER VS YANDERE CLOWN DEATHMATCH