Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    "This is often done by stabbing the cow as politely as possible"
     
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  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  3. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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  4. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    edit: wait, dammit, where did my emojis go D:

    Awkward alternate version:

     
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  5. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    And, relatedly,
    On which strawberries are salable and/or usable by the cut fruit department, and an ensuing realization as to how awkward wording was.
     
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  6. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
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  7. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    Reading an FFA thread over my shoulder that turned into wank about the concept of non-binary lesbians.[/quote]
     
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  8. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  9. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
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  10. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Swiss army detached demon dick
    Pathfinder is a beautiful game

    We killed a demon at the beginning of the session, and as a joke our fighter cut its dick off for a trophy. We proceeded to try to solve all our problems with the demon dick. Failed diplomacy check? Here's some powdered demon dick aphrodisiac as a gift! Need a distraction? Throw the demon dick! Run into more demons? Wave the dick at them! Need to move people more quickly along a bridge? Push them along with the demon dick!

    It's a party mascot now.
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  13. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I'm gonna say
    Yes.
    Yes.
    Yes.
     
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  14. NumiTuziNeru

    NumiTuziNeru @#$%?

     
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  15. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    You ruined a perfectly good couch, is what you did.
     
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  16. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "I don't want to be Dwarf Fortress."
     
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  17. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I mean, fair, but there are a number of things that could mean. Want a good interface? Want to not be glitchy? Want to not be full of rabid man-eating elephants?
     
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  18. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    the context was meltdown spirals on this very forum
     
  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    ...That is also an interpretation, yes.
     
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  20. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Specifically, whether he counted as canonically bisexual!
     
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