Out of context quotes thread

i thought victor usually called yuri a pig, not a cow!

 

"Bronze, bronze, so much bronze, more bronze, what am I doing, why am I walking into a box."

Spoiler: context

sometimes i talk to myself while gaming

 

it wasn't even a box it was planks

 

I see that and raise you this

 

@Pumpkageist: ... name for a gen 8 pokemon= schmetterking. inspired by typo i almost made
Me: omg yes
Me: or should that be omg no help
@Pumpkageist: king of the schmetters
Me: what if it is a LEGENDARY
@Pumpkageist: no :c
@Pumpkageist: no :c
Me: LEGENDARY ATLAS MOTH MON
@Pumpkageist: no ;c
@Pumpkageist: no:c
@Pumpkageist: *mituna*
Me: but think, you could capture the moff and confine it in the pc forever
@Pumpkageist: but it would still be there. waiting.

 

i'd declare war but i only had the one cartoon cow
you win

 

Tales of Public Access Music

 

"Contain Egg"

That's it that's the whole sentence.

 

the combination of my usual typing style and your quoting method implies a very different context than the actual context and i think that's amazing

 

Spoiler: some of the context for that quote arguably belongs in here too

"becoming a sky pirate to save the monarchy from corrupt-nobility-induced bankruptcy"

 

Spoiler: context

Re: things literally not safe for work. Like the short people in produce (read: everyone scheduled today) just fuckin climbing the back room's shelves instead of finagling the unwieldy, massive ladder down to our corner from the grocery department.