[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Feferi needs hugs from people who aren't crazypants yanderes.

 

So Gamzee murdered Vriska and went to jail? Wow.

 

Daaamn. Gamzee waited until you were talking to Vriska again so it would be right in front of you. 38( why's feferi always stuck with murderer wrangling duty?

 

I am so very happy about this ridiculous outcome.

 

It's practically canonical. XD But in this, Gamzee wasn't scared of Vriska and her incredible luck, so he just did the business himself.

 

Talk about two birds with one stone, though....

 

School was let out early yesterday because of, you know, murder. The next day, Feferi exits the train and...well. There is no one waiting for her now.

A slow, thoughtful, sad walk to the statue to see the sad truth once more.



They're GONE! Gone forever! Only Jake remains.

What is this feeling? Regret? Yes... regret, and perhaps a little guilt. When things were good with Vriska and Gamzee, they were great! Just a couple of passionate, wild kids in need of love. Where did it all go wrong?



Oh. Dirk. I don't know...I'm not reely feeling up to a chat right now, but...I guess so.



It's just as easy to lose them, too, Dirk! JUST AS EASY!!



Oh, Jake. It's just you and me now. Well, you, me and whoever else you're screwing around with.



*SOB*



YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ONE WITH GAMZEE, KARKAT. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED!! Oh, I'm the worst, Karkat, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT



Thanks...

Maybe I'll just go swimming to try and cheer up!



YOU TWO. NO FUCKING IN OR AROUND MY POOL!



What, you just slipped and fell dick first into your albino sexdroid?? GLUB OFF!!




Karkat, I am NOT in the mood. 38( Go away.



GO AWAY

Lunch time comes, and Feferi runs to the roof for some thoughtful introspection.



This isn't what she wanted! No one had to DI--E!!



Lazy, full of heart stomping regret, same thing.



Yeah...maybe a little sleep will help.



You're the last yandere, Eridan, and I pray to Jegus you stay single forever! My ways aren't the right way, Eridan, it only ends in double homicide!



You'll understand someday. 38(



...you're right, Aradia. It's sad that it happened this way, but I'm still alive! And I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life wishing things that can't be changed!

Thanks! I'm gonna go swimming!



There's plenty of fish in this school~

 

And thus ends this tale of woe.

 

Part of it is her skirt, yeah.

 

Well, Fef isn't dead at least. That's kind of like success, right?

 

It is really the best outcome.

 

I just want to say how utterly hilarious to me it is that Fef spent the entire day franticly rejecting Vriska, and that is what drove her(Vriska her, not Fef her...) to max love points.

 

another dumb question that probably no one thought about because i am taking this game too serious:
Is there a way to randomize character traits and sexual preferences completely so that for example you'd have an entire class of people who may or may not clash perosnality wise and try to like strategically seduce people you don't know the traits of?
(idk why i want that to be a thing. competetive h game scene is there such a thing? speedruns? anything?)

 

@IvyLB There is! But by default and technicality, the game is only supposed to have two traits and two preferences per person, so when you randomize it, it will only pick two.

 

I've seen a few programs that randomly create characters.

 

good to know! i mean two traits is a bit flat for a personality but then again h games aren't that big on characterization i guess

 

And yeah, there are mods that will create characters for you and fill a class, but I've never used them so I have no idea how they work. They might randomize more than two traits/prefs.

 

-shakes fist at game- KILL SOMEONE ALREADY.

(Yandere #2 now wants Yandere #1 AND Lili dead now. Still playing Lili -bites nails-)

 

I can! I could also bring them back from the dead without any prior knowledge of anything from before. Maybe with white eyes.

Whatever you guys want!