shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

The more you say the more I like you, nutlet.

 

[UGH, you sound like Her. For your information, humans don't usually graft guns to themselves]

[You asked]

[???? What did you just call me?] -she looks confused, not angry-

 

That looks fun!!! Can I try the thing where you just keep falling???

 

You will note that I usually have people fall over eachother and themselves to perform tasks for my entertainment, but it's okay, I forgive you for not realizing the obvious.
[... He is definitely not sounding serious, drifting to where his couch landed and flopping down on it again.]

 

Huh. Inefficient, that.

Nutlet? Little nut? Callsign for a bitlet what hasn't announced a name yet, usually-- little metal bit that's good at holding things togther, but still needs its matching part to work, if you want to go for the literal translation.

All you need for that's space, leggy.

 

It's not the same if you don't have momentum!!! Gravity works in here so you just speed up more and more!!!

 

[Another giant robot, is there a nest?]

[Not with portals]
-makes Geargrind some-

[You guys have petnames? That´s kinda cute. I do have a name though. It´s chell.]

[Thanks, but I´ve been a guinea pig for long enough, it´s gotten old.]

 

Play in a gravity well, th-- oh, you are small for that, aren't you? Hm.

 

Many nests! Twelve at least, probably more by now. None here though.

Of course we do, why wouldn't we?

 

-if a giant metal spider can look delighted, he certainly does! Rave magic will ensure he just keeps falling and creates another portal himself if Chell shoots one somewhere else. He's also projecting text to avoid hilarious falling-related vocal distorts-
The crew of our ship tends to some here a lot!!! So I guess!!!

You're not very observant for a scientist!!!

 

[Well all the AIs I´ve met where just like humans. Technically, she used to be a human. I guess if you´re your own species you might have your own petnames?]

-laughs- [The turrets never seemed to like that all that much]

 

Oh, rust, are they calling me a scientist now? That would imply followthrough on my own behalf. I have ideas, and scientists to make those ideas happen.

...had scientists, rather. [Even without a recognizable face and with constantly-ruffled plating, Mala somehow appears awkward.]

 

We are our own species, yes! Not at all like whatever a human is-- your sort, I assume?

 

Falling is fun!!! It's the hitting the ground part that hurts, and I don't have to do that here!!!

I don't know what they're calling you!!! You wanted instruments to measure the portals, though, and said you'd settle for observation!!! If you want to do that you should be more observant, maybe take some notes!!!

 

That would involve staying. [Says the demigod in a tone of voice more suitable to a whiny five-year-old.] Onxai's the one who always wants to sit around waiting for things like reproducibility, not me! That's what we have specialists for!

 

Well you don't have them here, so you'll have to do it yourself or suffer like the rest of us!!!

 

Well acquainted with the notion of suffering, yes, care to join me? If you're going to harp on about observant-ness and lack thereof you could at least notice I'd already dropped that line of inquiry.

 

[Yes, my sort. At least the last time i checked]

-laughs-

 

I never said I was a scientist!!! I leave that to Captain Nichrome and Captain-CMO Life Support!!! You were the one doing science things...

 

Ah. Yes, very different. You look organic, for one thing...

Was not. I expressed curiosity and tried to get a sample of the machine in question for someone else to look at, because I am many things but "dimensional physicist" is not one of them.