shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Yeah yeah yeah. Y'know I don't believe nothin' comes outta y'r mouth. -he's smiling though, purring soft in his chest and noofing like a cat at Teggy's hair-

 

[He coos softly, nuzzling Polly back and doing something close to preening with his fingers in Polly's hair.]
I'd prove it, but we're in public. You know I don't let just anyone mark me as theirs, what's this nonsense coming from?

 

Ah, 'mjokin'. 'Sallright. -he nuzzles into Teggy's neck and purrs louder at the preening-

 

[He holds him close, continuing to idly run his fingers through the strands and sort his hair until it lies just so.]
I'm yours, forever. You're not getting rid of me.
[he softly kisses the top of Polly's head]

 

-rolls her eyes at them and pelts them with the worlds most aerodynamic packing peanuts]

 

-Polly's purr gets louder, warm and content-

-it doesn't falter as his hand snakes out and bats away the packing peanuts, and he raises his head long enough to blow a raspberry at Chell-

 

ahaha truly a hero of the people

bring reinforcements theyre stronger than we could ever have anticipated
its a little extreme i know but i think were going to need some really fucking big packing peanuts

[dave is not jealous of polly and teggy's ability to do pda without flipping a stack of shitcakes, he is not]

 

[Coos contently]

[Unimpressed voice is unimpressed]
I'm sorry if our affection for eachother is offending you, you are free to go elsewhere, pastry thief.
[He makes a point of snuggling as close to Polly as he can get, softly kissing the side of his neck.]

 

[Clearly.] -makes some in reach of both her and Dave-

[Naw I´d rather mock you for being sappy]

 

[Clearly.] -makes some in reach of both her and Dave-

[Naw I´d rather mock you for being sappy]

 

It's called epic romance, you pleb.
[Teggy lifted his head just enough to kiss Polly in a decidedly unsuited for the public way]

 

Bigger'n you, f'rsure. -toothy grin-

-kisses back, cheerful and unashamed-

 

now thats some heavy artillery

[he takes a couple handfuls and flies over top of the lovebird...and cat...so he can actually rain down packing peanuts from above. if it were rose petals, it'd be romantic!]

they dont make em bigger than this dick its just impossible
yknow how giant spiders are impossible because they cant breathe when theyre that big and shit

its like that the peanuts would just collapse under their own mighty girth

 

[Epic my ass, it´s sappy]

-carefully bounces a peanut off his head-

[Perfect!]

[.....]

 

[.... Yeah Teggy just ignores the packing peanuts and continues kissing Polly, elegantly flipping first Dave, then Chell off without even looking. The ring on his middle finger looks very glittery and very expensive. Of course.]

 

you got a problem with references to my rectal thermometer or is it the spiders

[dave is now wearing a very big, very gaudy plastic-and-glitter abomination that looks like it came from the dollar store, and he returns the flip-off]

 

[STILL OT LOOKING, sorry dave, kissing the bae is just much more interesting.]

 

[The former]

 

you want me to like
lay off
i mean i got no reason to drag you kicking and screaming to daves dong dungeon as much as i think its a lovely vacation spot
all the amenities
so if theyre like buggin you

 

That an offer? [Griiiiiin. Many fangs, still nothing recongizable as a "face"; the smile is far away from the single remaining optic-stalk, the second having vanished sometime during the shenaniganry.]

Must be invisible, then, if it's bigger than your entire body but not here. Because I assure you, mine's bigger. [Oh look, there's a second optic. Just to make the wink obvious.]