shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

insulting a mans grade a beef baby gun what have we come to in this day and age if i cant be secure in my dick what can i fall back on
maybe i popped it off so i didnt assault the uninitiated
but im not going to contest a giant goddamn mech re whos wee wee has more heft and girth i know when my meat is beat

 

[I think I am way to female for this discussion. What is it about boys and their toys?]

 

Do I look like dinner to ya?

 

its a compulsion
something something latent homosexuality

 

[That does make him come up for air]
You called?

 

I have to be good at something, and science isn't it right now.

Everything looks like dinner to me, to be honest. Probably why Prima never liked me.

 

if thats latent im the queen of fucking england sitting atop a throne of smuppet ass

 

[He mimes a very eloquent bow]
Your majesty~
Y'know I do fuck women and enbies occassionally. I just don't date any right now. I'm an equal opportunity queer whore.

 

its almost like youre preaching to the choir i wonder why that is i dont see any fuckers in color coordinated robes around here

 

[Teggy snorts]
You will start playing in my league when you are always the one wearing the highest stilettos, even when you are seeing women.
The worst time in my life? When I had to dress like a lumberjack for Patricia because my "raw masculinity" inspired her. Not sure what the fuck she was on half the time and I sure don't want her to share.

 

im not saying im in your league of extraordinary heels you feathery dingus
i seriously dont care about being up to your bedazzled standards since im not looking for partners and my arts beyond your appreciation anyways
im saying
i understand the experience
of batting for whatever team thatll have you and running around on the field like a douche playing grabass with the pitcher
and last i checked that wasnt a club with a bouncer

did you make patricia murder somebody as penance for the flannel

 

Patricia straight up murder-suicided a bunch of pretentious existentialist hipsters who wanted to get into my pants, it was glorious. She had such a way with turning simple art tools into torture implements. If it weren't for the fannel 'd almost miss her.
[He sounds inappropriately cheerful]

 

HMMMMM I LIKE LOVE THE SMELL OF FUCKING UP PRETENTIOUS RICH GIRLS WHO AREN'T ME IN THE MORNING
YOU GO CLOVER~

 

oh sweet jesus and all his squad what the fuck

 

[The grin Teggy gives is vicious and evil.]
The demon part is not a euphemism.

 

i have no idea who you're talking about but i can get behind the sentiment

 

YOU REMEMBER THE GIRLS AI YELLED INTO SUBMISSION ONTHE YOUSCREEN VID? YEAH LIKE. THEY ARE CURRENTLY GETTING READ BACK TO THE LIBRARY BY A CLADE MEMBER :P

 

Nice.
Also holy fuck you really have that much hair in real life. Have you ever tried headbangin'?

 

NOT LIKE REALLY?
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY TAHT AND OT FOLLOW UP THOUGH. C'MON TEACH ME!

 

Gimme a minuet!
(Fianait summons up a full metal orchestra. Drums, guitar, bass, keyboard, flutes,...)
Feel the music.



(Fiaina, as psionic with precision skills, plays all instruments at once. And begins headbanging.)

Spoiler: Pic of Fiaina