shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Loreli griiiiiins widely, and mimics the headbanging. It is indeed pretty magnificient with her floor length hair]

 

-applauds, throws horns-

 

yeah no shit nobody who isnt dangerous as fuck is gonna play up the weh weh im such a fragile delicate bird smuch as you do
its like oh wow what a pretty swan whoops it just beat you to death with its wings and now its going to mutilate your corpse for sport

 

Oh please, don't insult me, I'm not as much of a brute as swans like my sister Odette.
I'm a dove.

 

So was that you in Hatoful Boyfriend or one of your relatives?

 

whoops look how pretty that dove is and now it just seduced a moose and the moose liberated your head from your body

 

(Hollers over)
Yo join us may-B we can get a mosh gong!

 

Nageki, noooooo.
;_;

 

You understand my pain

 

Hatoful What?

 

[ @Drake PPS-1083 Swift.]
Okay. So. There's someone on another server who wants you to know that: "anghel is best birb and also my son".

 

That game is offensive because it is too true. No comment.

Yes that is in general the idea.
Though I usually do not mess with fellow demons, that is far too dangerous and also doesn't remotely pay the bills. No. I prey on humans as every good honest man should.

 

are all demons furries
is akwete purrmusk a demon

 

Well I ain´t, keep yer fangs to yerself.

 

I can't speak for all of them but at least a good chunk are. My family definitely doesn't produce anything but birds, they are very careful about that.
[He looks incredibly smug. Hah. He's gonna filth up the bloodline with his hybrid bastard children and if its the last thing he does]

 

Says you!

 

Aww, too any autograph requests?

birdbrains

 

Says my cannons too! -griiiins-

 

variety is the spice of life
did you know ectobiology can combine mammals and bugs without any butt babies science is wonderful

 

It's a game. With birds!

THE HUSBANDO
Oh Anghel I am your Edelblau~