shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

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Why are we rescuing them then????

-the sword makes another clicky sound of half-reproach, but doesn't otherwise object to the contact-

 

B: HI!
P: Are we making happy-love?
B: gently-warm?
P: ... nice-touch?
[The twins make hug-gestures]

 

[Armory smiles fondly at the gun twins and Veritas' and Fidelis' bickering.]
Everyone needs help sometimes. And we aren't bound too solidly to one place.

 

B: Help?
P: Who?
B: Big crazy-face?

 

-glowering stare-

 

[Armory looks at Rage, guiltily.]
Love... I...

 

-glower intensifies-

 

[She shrinks in on herself a little, but holds out a hand for him.]
I don't... They... Rage, please...? I don't want you to be angry with me, but they need help.

 

-Rage stares for a moment longer, then looks away and shrugs, the epitome of 'do what you want'-

 

[She looks... pretty miserable, hand still reaching for him]

 

[The twins look distinctly uncomfortable with all this seriousness. So they attach themselves to one of Rage's arms each.]
P: Crazy-Face doesn't have to be family!
B: Can be a friend?
P: Not even forever! Just friend

 

-sing-songy, like trying to coax a child-
☼︎❒︎❒︎❒︎❒︎❒︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♋︎♑︎♑︎♑︎♑︎♑︎♏︎♏︎♏︎♏︎♏︎♏︎...❞︎

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Rrrrrraaaaagggggeeeeee...~

 

-Rage looks. Miserable.-
ٱ ɗѻก'Շ ฝคกՇ Շѻ ๒ﻉ Շɦﻉٱɼ िɼٱﻉกɗ

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I don't want to be their friend

 

B: Maybe not friend-friend?
P: But team-friend!
B: Working together, not... family.
P: Don't want to kiss crazy-face.

 

[Armory offlines her optics for just a moment.]
You don't have to. But...

 

ฝɦץ รɦѻપɭɗ ٱ ɦﻉɭρ Շɦﻉ๓ ฝɦﻉก Շɦﻉץ กﻉ۷ﻉɼ ɦﻉɭρﻉɗ ๓ﻉ

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Why should I help them when they never helped me

 

Because you're so much better than any Prime. Helping the injured and in need... shouldn't be dependent on whether we like them or not. The Primes were horrible, but we can show them all how to be good... yes?

 

-he stares at her for a very, very long moment-
܁܁܁Շѻ ๓คᛕﻉ પρ िѻɼ܁܁܁ กﻉซપร?

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To make up for... Nexus?

 

No! That wasn't your fault, love, you know it wasn't. You have nothing to make up for. You don't have to prove you are better than them, but... Someone needs to be a good example for them. And who'd be a better one than you?

 

-he stares at her for another long, uncomfortable moment, then pushes air from all his vents at once and goes to curl up at her feet-