shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[She makes a small soothing noise and wraps around him as much as she can manage, petting him.]
I'm sorry for causing you stress, my love.

 

Aren´t autobots. Th´red badge wearin´ones yeah.

 

Not always, anyway...

NO! Mortilus, no, I'm not--

[--whatever Mala "isn't" gets lost in cackling at the new nickname.] I like you two!

And I don't want to be yours, so we're even.

Ah, yes, help one of the mechs who killed my brother, definitely at the top of the priority tree right after his death. Frag you too.

 

[Nods.] Found some, then. [Way to state the obvious, Sunscourge.]

 

-another robot raspberry-
︎♓︎●︎●︎♏︎♎︎ ︎□︎❒︎⧫︎♓︎●︎◆︎⬧︎✏︎✏︎ ☠︎□︎⧫︎ ♓︎❍︎◻︎❒︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ♌︎⍓︎ ✡︎⚐︎︎✏︎

Spoiler

Killed Mortilus!! Not impressed by YOU!

 

Fer now, yeah. Y ain´t gonna be there when I wake up. Y´look like an insecticon, didn´t know you guys came anywhere alone.

 

-Rage doesn't look at them, hiding his face in Armory's legs instead-

 

Please don't-

Fidelis! Don't start a fight please.

[She pets and fusses at Rage some more. Shhh.]

 

Killed-- oh, stars.

[Sarcastic:] You have great taste, don't you?

 

Not alone. Not swarming right now, but not alone. [Dismissive flick of his wings. He doesn't quite know where the rest of his group is, but he's sure they're nearby.] Wake up?

 

-the sword gives the appearance of puffing itself up gleefully, and makes another rude noise-

 

I was rechargin´when I turned up here. I assume s´a dream.

 

Hm. Maybe. Makes sense.

 

-sits up, starts gnawing on the crystallized cube edges.-

 

-A Sprocket has appeared! he chirps curiously and looks around-
Hi!

 

[Wary not-my-swarm greetingchirp. This is kind of weird even for a dream.] <Maker? Outside? Why?>

 

-slight fluff- [Curious! Wanna see things. Met nice people here.]

 

There's a lot of... wait, one of you said 'robots' wasn't the preferable term. Sorry friends, forgot what to call you. Haven't had a lot of time to think about the last dream here.

Where is dude from the first dream? Corpsebuddy went weird. Not really weird but. Pretty weird. I had to move.

 

[Smooths his own plating down, makesmall. No threat here, he's not fighting alone if he doesn't have to even if he did want to attack some random maker. Quietest concernclick.] <Alone, though?>

Why not robots? Also which dude. Scouts can find.

 

[Swarm is in the ship. Will go back when I wake up!] -soft soothechirp-