shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

O-oh well, Fidelis is very old. And he taught me. Or is trying to. The bond makes learning easier.
[Her battlemask snaps back to reveal a fond little smile.]

 

<My fixers, yes!! Swarm* fixers best fixers.> [Entertained chittering.

*The word he uses here has implications of belonging/possession, and might better be rendered "my swarm" if the writer weren't dedicated to the rhythm of the meme.]

[A large (several-ton, fifty-foot-tall) gold-and-black, vaguely-insectoid robot leans over, clicking his mandibles in a way he knows indicates concern but poor Morty might not.]
Not replacement. Each life is individual, no matter where or when or why you were made.

What's Old Cybertronian?

 

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Better language than Neocybex!!

 

[Flat, uncomprehending stare.]

 

An ancient tongue that fell out of use quite a while ago. It sometimes is encountered in historical documents still, but most of it has been lost for some time.

 

Tongue? If tongue's not being used, eat it.

 

[She laughs quietly, kindly]
No, no. Tongue as in a language, dear, i have a terrible habit of speaking figuratively.

 

[Acknowledging wingflick.] I am Sunscourge, not "dear".

 

[She nods]
Apologies, Sunscourge. I think I have never seen a frame quite like yours, it's very exotic. It suits you!

 

why be literal when you can fly the friendly figurative skies

 

Eggs-awe-tic? [Confused chirring.] It's mine, whatever that means. Good for fighting or guarding. Most warriors are close to the same.

 

Because Neocybex is idiot-language no matter how you dress it up.

 

It makes communication more difficult sometimes! As we've just seen. But yes outside of that it's not much of a troubling tendency, though one should be aware of it!

 

Oh apologies. Exotic in this case means unusual. Fighting and guarding are honorable occupations- er. tasks.

 

-laughs-
Yes yes! Learn Old Cybertronian is better much!!

 

cool sos english and yet i still relish in taking fifteen words to say what coulda been said in five
its an art my dude and idiot language is the brush of the masters

shit thats fair enough and youre right and all but i might as well put on a little tag that says hello my name is obscure references and sicknasty metaphors that go on way too damn long

i got to deal with this way rude confusion but i keep digging the hole im a fuckin chilean miner in this shit
entrenched
gotta put up warning signs and a quarantine zone when me and karkat really get going because its some potent fucking literature were spitting

i guess what im saying is go for it man you cant be worse than me and slong as youre clarifying the important shit just UNLEASH that metaphorical nonsense

 

I do recall that, yes [He smiles back, a little nostalgic]. I learnt Chiro from- [He pauses, resets his vocalizer because the word just won't come out] from one of mine.

 

[Mock-angry squawking; Puff Bug.] You learn insecticon, is best!!

Art is boring.

 

[Ours are best!] -smug bug-

Agree!

Is not! Is pretty.

 

[More confused chirring.] Not unusual. Many insecticons, and of them many warriors.