shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

dude this mustve taken so much work its about one of the coolest damn things i ever did see and i made a universe
im talking this shit just solved global warming
although realistically its probably actually pretty fucking warm down there yeah?

[he waves at the other dave]
this is my friend me can he come too

vibrate at a frequency so intense you complete the legendary biological piss/shit/vomit triple threat and die
fuckin hat trick golf claps all around while you revive
good thing we can literally do that cause we have the best powers ill see you there two hours ago

 

I have no idea how old your species is, I don't really interact with them outside here. I doubt it's beyond human comprehension, though; you might have some trouble pronouncing it, but the written form is as easy to pick up as any other foreign language.

Well, we sort of are already on an astral plane...

 

He is also welcome as he seems to be as keen on this as you are and I will welcome all who love my dinosaurs as much as I! Please do come.

 

dave are you seeing how fucking chill these aliens are because ngl im kinda fuckin flabbergasted here
if you could help me pick my metaphorical jaw off the floor thatd be swell
could this be the first time in my life that a cross species introduction has gone less than actively bad or weird

 

if i remember this at all when i wake up i am hightailing my ass to cool dino park pronto

ikr dave
gonna have to get a forklift to just hold our flapping jaws up where they belong
apparently some of em are racist against meat people (meople) but i havent met any its pretty fucking sick
stick a thermometer in their metal mouths to see whats up thats how ill except theyre so fucking chill the little red mercury line actually goes down
what the fuck is up with that even says a weary housewife as she tucks them all snug into the car and totes them off to the drs office

 

I'm a biologist billions of years old, if I made a big fuss every time something organic made noise at me I'd never get any work done.

[She is totally not giggling at @turntechGodhead's ramble, of course not.]

 

ill be here all week

 

Doesn't matter when you're here, does it? I can see you any time I like!

 

Oh.
[fussfussfusswings, though he doesn't actually offer a hug, just squeezes Updraft's hand again]

Good!

 

I heard something about mad science and slash or racism against squ- organics.
What are we talking about?
[15 feet of whoopass stride into the rave, fresh scorch marks on her arm guards. Someone's been in the lab, but at least this time her arms are all still attached. Small victories.]

 

ok ignoring the spooky vocal thing you just did
gives me the fucking heebie jeebies or it would if i wasnt a real iceberg of chill
yes youre correct but the joke format
it called to me like a terrifying siren of the deep

nice save
we were talking about dinosaur parks and dead shit and then aliens in general but more specifically you guys

 

Biology and intercultural exchange, mostly.

...right. Jokes. Those aren't always obvious. Yes.

 

p much anything i spews a joke just for future reference
im basically incapable of doing anything serious for more than a few seconds
tick tock bitch clocks tickin i better crack another good one like a crisp pepsi before it runs out
what happens when it does idfk but im not gonna find out
what is genuine emotion alex

 

Ah. Can't say I know particularly much about biology, though I would love to have Iridium teach me, I simply don't have time in my schedule for it.
I'm more a chemistry kind of mech myself. And by chemistry I mean explosives and corrosives.

 

-Pads in, pointedly "sniffs" Nichrones arms- What´d you do to yerself this time?

 

i dont know shit about fuck when it comes to biology either
i know about dead shit therefore dinosaurs therefore a fantastic fucking convo about some of the coolest shit ever to amble across my planet
art
photography
music
and temporal mechanics but that one was less a hobby of mine and more something i just
am/am good at

 

...thank you for the explanation, at least, though the clock metaphor rather falls flat when I'm not bound by time's passage.

Biochemistry is a thing, you know. [She winks... with three of six eyes.] It can be corrosive, even! Have you... hm, no, you wouldn't have ever seen a toxicougar, would you?

 

[She pulls a face] Nothing.

Ah, fair enough. I don't know much about dead things but I do know how to deaden things pretty efficiently.

 

Not your fault, it is an old pain. [He squeezes Refractor's hand back, obviously glad for the sympathy. Most people don't really get the whole thing, but well, trines were sort of similar, if the other had one.]

[Updraft does NOT get up and pick up the new mech. The new, small mech with scorch marks on his arms, as if the size alone isn't enough (and will you look at that, there's a 'Con badge on him, too) to send his carrier coding screaming at him to get int there and help, pick him up, take care of him, get up and so something don't just sit there. So he sits there besides Refractor and very politely inclines his head]

I was exchanging notes with Retort on the topic of organic integration into metal frames, and her research into similar venues. Uh [Ok he can't sit quite that tight on his coding after all, those scorch marks are hard to ignore and it's such a little thing...] Would you like me to take a look at your arm? I am a medic.

 

No but I am incredibly intrigued. Please show me.
[Her optics sparkle in a way taht can only mean "someone's adopting a toxicougar the second she runs across one"]