My Toaster

I stand corrected.

Only every other tuesday?

 

We've had a rocky relationship, Satan and I. I mean, he brings me bread, I allow him some escape into the mortal realm where he can bring about the Apocalypse, but we've sort of fallen out of touch over the years.

 

• Toasted muffins
• Yelled at seebs some more because he's being stubborn and irritating.

 

I haven't done shit all week!

 

Have you made toast?

 

I think you're supposed to get a doctor to check on that.