shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I mean hey, if you're up for experimenting I'm game! [He winks and flares his wings out.]

Spoiler: flirtbirb gif

 

Yes, swear on my spark, may it be swallowed by the Unmaker should I lie.
[... Wow she hasn't said THAT in a long time, but the phrase feels proper here. Pff.]

I know, it absolutely is. It came as... quite... the shock to us, when we heard.

[She leans over unsubtly to examine Updraft's wing detailing too with admiring optics.] You should meet one of my Co-Captains, Swiftwing. He did mine and Reffy's detailing.
[She gestures towards the almost crystalline looking prismatic paints accentuating Refractor's stark angles and harsh lines as well as her own sunset-colored gradiant paints.]

 

Oh, no, I absolutely believe you, it's exactly their kind of stupid. Even in an era where aemulic relationships have been completely forgotten, apparently.

 

As a scientist, I'm always up for some experiementing [He winks right back, wings stretching out carefully to their full length]

Spoiler: flirtybird video right back

[Updraft tries to angle himself a little better so that both Nichrome and Ignis can get a good look at his mods. He's soaking up the attention like a sponge, it's been so long.] I would love to meet him, he seems to have a real eye for colors and texture. [Everyone is gorgeous, help. Pretty fliers and pretty minibots and oh Primus he's suddenly intensely glad that he's invested so much time in purely decorative elements on himself]

 

-sits over here in her scratched up paints like nbd- I never had time fer fancy paintin. What´s it even cost nowadays?

 

Brains and beauty? You are a catch. [Ignis griiins, wings hiking up and fluttering just a little bit.]

You're asking the wrong mechs, medic.

 

[Updraft doesn't quite brow wiggle at Ignis but his wings are obvious enough, fluttering and angling just so that they are almost touching Ignis' as he leans a little bit closer] And yet here I am, stuck and lonely.

 

[She smiles] I'll tell him about you if he comes through here.

Well Swifty did 'em on me for free. Aside from a couple of favors though those were hardly just business.
[... optic ridge waggling would not be very captain like. So she resists the urge.]

 

Oh, I could help with lonely. [He angles his own wings up to just barely brush against Updraft's, optics gone bright.] Might mean taking you away from all these lovely folks, though, and wouldn't that be counterproductive?

 

That would be very kind of you. I assume from the name that he's a flier, too? [Oh lord another. So many fliers. Sure it's a dreamplace so it should be expected, but still. So many.]

 

[He lifts his wing just to make the contact a little more solid] I suppose it would but [He licks his lips, thinking it over. On one hand, Ignis and whatever they might get up to in private and he has so many ideas. On the other hand, talking to more people. Choices, choices.] I suppose the galaxy has been handling itself quite well without me for the last three million years, surely the lovely people here can spare me for another... while. [He's being optimistic here, very optimistic.]

 

I'd better make it worth your while then, shouldn't I? [Is that the beginning of a fade-to-black around them? Shhh, don't question the magic PG-13 curtain.]

 

[He chuckles and leans in a litttttle further] I have perfect faith that that won't be a problem. [There might be something like an aborted giggle cut off by the magic blackout curtain as it takes full effect. What happened? who knooows]

 

... And I was just about to suggest that we could just keep our conversation going. Oh well, maybe next time.

 

[Reffy's wings vibrate with silent gleeful cackles]

 

Well frag, there goes that plan.

 

[stumbles into the rave, literally over his own two feet] Oh, well, uh - where am I?

 

Search me, but they got engex here.
-a robot cat with a very large and spiky tail watched the newcomer. She is wearing a decepticon badge.-

 

[snorts]
You must only say so, dear nurse, if you want me to split a cube.
[Nichrome too is wearing a Decepticon badge though she is neither particularly big nor particularly spiky, minibot with minimal kibble that she is]

 

-laughs- Wasn´t implying anything but if yer offerin´...