shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Pocket makes a sound akin to an engine that refuses to turn over properly and flops sideways to peer down at Sunburner-
You know I wasn't talking about you...

 

[At this point it's clearly Primus having some sort of extended joke on his expense here, Updraft is sure of that. Fliers. Another mini and his carrier coding is all but jumping up and down in the back of his mind and yelling at him to pick this one up please . He's not going to but fighting the urge down is going to give him a migraine he just knows it]
Hi
[He's not geabbing him he totally has this under control just look at him, he's clearly fine]

 

-Pocket tips his head in a very birdlike gesture at Updraft, eyeing him curiously- Hi. You're the one went off with my dead buddy, yeah? ...He any good? Us dead folks don't get t'get it on often, y'know. -grins-

 

[Sunburner's rotors just... droop. Close enough to wingspeak to be recognizable to any flyers around. He fidgets a little. Overall he is small and miserable and kind of jealous. Great.]
O-oh okay...

[JealousyIntensifies.jpg]
....
:C

 

Buuuurrrnnyyyy.... c'mon... Didn't mean it like that c'moooon....

 

Nooo it's okay I'm sure the big guy is way better at... you know what... than me.
[He pouts]

 

-equal pouting- I wouldn't know would I?

 

[Updraft tries to play this cool but his wings are doing some sort of excited little dance and minute flairs that's a pretty dead giveaway even though his fans stay down]
Ignis? He is... Very enjoyable company. [And that's all the detail anyone's going to get out of him yup. Sure it's not like like the memory will leak out of his processor if he says anything, but... You never know]

 

-grins a very vulgar grin for someone so small and sort of battered-looking- You sure look like you enjoyed his company. -preens absently at the one arm of his that's got feather kibble- I oughta come to this place more often, I kinda miss being corporeal.

 

Well apparently you want to find out >:c
[Miserable little huff]

 

Maybe i just wanna touch someone for a change, huh???

 

I'm-... Maybe you could touch me, unless that's not enough of a change for you! I'm right here!

 

I never know if you even want me to- hah! -launches himself off the pedestal to tackle Sunburner to the ground-

 

[Sunburner makes a startled little noise and immediately clings to Pocket in a desperate hug]
I-i... I don't want to... want to be too clingy because i-it's not like anyone else c-can see you usually... But I'm really bad at that...

 

-Pocket hugs back, nuzzling and preening at him- You're scrap at life, that's what you are.

 

Tell me something new...
[To his credit he tries making it sound like joking, it's not his fault the effect is ruined by the beginnings of sobs]

 

-patpatpat- Awww Burny not with the sparkworks c'mon... c'mon... -more nuzzlepreening-

 

Not on my watch you won´t! -Medicat glare-

 

[He sniffles a little, cuddling close.] M'sorry...

 

Gotta catch me first.
[Nichy's optics glint mischievously]