What are your fan fiction gripes?

Not in Disney's Hercules!

(Sorry, was a reply to @TwoBrokenMirrors.)

 

Pfahaha. Well, I'll give it that if I give it nothing else. xP

 

I mean. they could have just said "satyrs" without specifying where they're from. like. what is that detail adding to the sentence.

 

I mean, don't ask me. I'm perfectly in agreement that you don't get satyrs in children's movies apart apparently from Disney's Hercules, which is a film that I find adorable in its naivety regarding greek myth

 

and the narnia movies

those too

 

and the narnia movies, though I thought they also called them fauns actually.

 

(I Disapprove of every Narnia movie after the first, mind you.)

 

literally all of Greek mythology: not appropriate for children
Disney's Hercules, a children's movie: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

according to the wiki, satyrs and fauns exist as entirely separate species in narnia

 

Huh that makes sense. It's been a long-ass time since I read the books but it seems like what Lewis would do.

 

The Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus book series is targeted towards kids, so, if there were a movie or two adapted from that, it might count.

 

there is indeed at least one movie adapted from it, yep!

 

No there isn't.

Spoiler: For those with unreality issues

There are two movies about it but they suck and the fandom pretends they don't exist.

 

i'm guessing that the author may have at one point read the phrase "reeling with pleasure," decided they too would use it, but then fucked it up by changing it to "reels of pleasure."

 

ah, the ol' turning-a-participle-into-a-noun-and-completely-destroying-the-original-meaning gimmick. works every time!

 

*reads an Arranged Marriage/Royalty AU*

*... considers authoring a guidebook; working title The Complete Idiot's Guide to Not Starting an International Incident*

 

I mean, I'd read it.
The only time I tried to write anything approaching diplomacy was a lead-up to Mycroft Holmes and Saruman fucking and that was quite hard enough.

 

Chapter 1: Not Swearing or Threatening Bodily Harm on Members of a Foreign Court During a State Dinner

Chapter 2: Not Physically Assaulting a Foreign Sovereign's Offspring While Visiting Their Home

 

Torn between voting "Agree" and "Witnessed". Agree for the first phrase, Witnessed for the second.