shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

!! <Is it just the two of you then? Do you need more swarmmates? Being alone is no good! He was protecting the other two with the facemasks earlier, are they yours too?> [Making sure everyone has enough swarm is important!! Surely Wiretap and Afterglow and the others won't mind if they adopt two more...?]

 

you dont fucking say

 

MY BROTHER SANS LOVES THE LOW HANGING PUN FRUIT. EVEN THOUGH THEY GIVE EVERYONE (ESPECIALLY ME) A STOMACHE.

 

your brother sans needs to up his fucking game
stomach ache psh thats nothing the shit im servings gonna give you a chronic illness
but you wont get a lawsuit in here bitch my shit is locked down tighter than a virgin asshole

 

[Hive smiles.] <Of course! I'm glad you have a new one now though, it's always good to have one. Especially to help with pains of losing the last.>

 

[Nodnods. Thunders' face isn't built right for smiling, but his chelicerae do spread out in something approximating the motion.] <Being alone wasn't much fun. But now I have all of them! It's great. Do you and the purple-- what's his name, your queen?-- have anyone else or is it just you two? Is two a normal size for your swarms if it's usually just a queen and his mates and their friends?>

 

-Golosipod stares at Thunderwing for a moment, before making a whining noise at Guzma, who nods back at the giant bug pokemon.-
All right crew, it's time to chow down if y'all wanna beat down!
-Guzma lets the other four pokemon he has on hand out of their pokeballs: Ariados, Masquerain, Pinsir, and Scizor—And proceeds to feed all five of them. He does the delinquent squat as they eat, because why wouldn't he.-

 

!!!! [Excited chittering!! More bug friends, even if they aren't quite so large!!! A feeding frenzy isn't the best time for introductions, though; Thunderwing summons a cube full of bright blue slime and settles down to drink it, still chirping every now and then. These new friends might not talk much, but they seem very nice! No one's trying to bite limbs off over the meal or anything!]

 

[He hums in thought.] <Unfortunately no, we don't have anyone else yet. I don't have any friends so I can't really add to the colony, and my Queen shows no interest in taking any mates - or, for that matter, other members of the colony. He doesn't let others very close. So it's just been us for a while now. I'm used to more than this but... my Queen will add to the colony if or when he sees fit!!>

[If he could blush--] <My Queen is quite the formidable ally by himself, though. I once saw him take down three defectors by himself. It was a sight to behold. My Queen also saved my life, once. I will forever be in his debt.> [Hive is practically buzzing at the memory, giving a small half-jump in excitement.]

 

<Three?> [He will not call that adorable, he will not call that adorable...] <It's good you have each other now, at least! Hopefully you can help him get more comfortable with people sooner or later.

<...want some gelled energon? It's got a lot of sodium, it's really sweet!> [Thunderwing offers the cube of blue goo; it's roughly the consistency of jelly, and oozes a little when he tilts the cube towards Hivebite.]

 

<Maybe! I'm hoping one day we have a large colony.> [He carefully leaves out the part of hoping to become his mate.]

[He chitters in agreement, to both, taking the cube and attempting to eat(?) it. It takes him a minute to actually mange to eat any of it as he tentatively takes a sip(?). His wings shudder with joy.]

 

[Happychirps! Yesgood, food provided to friends, all is well. Thunderwing summons another cube of the same sugarsludge goo for himself, leaving the first all for Hivebite. No need to accidentally eat each other instead of tasty treats!]

 

tfw ur fukkin ar0und and shit gets busy
0___0

 

Thaaaaaat's how shit goes down round here.
Hey
hey
heeeey
sweet lack of face sib.

 

THX Bruh. Ur fukkin mods are h000000t. Call me Defalt
Want a digital trip? Maybe sum muzic? ~~(8;>

 

Thaaaaaaaanks
[Pose for the camera you spindly limbed mismatched menace]
Name's Scanner @ Crawler's Den. And the digital trip thing depends on what your definition of trip is. But hey music is like pizza. Even if it's shitty, it's at least a little bit delicious.

 

0____0 I'm the besssst house/ trap music mix master kn0wn to MAN!!!
Digital tripz are like programs, fuckkin uses my tunez to induce a hypnotic trance like state and then playz kinda a visual so you feel like ur in the place. You can be a spider tank or a fukkin hippy idgaf they're fun. Make me tonsssssss of moneeeyyyyy

 

Sounds...
Sweet as fuck...
*u*
[He flops down onto his stomach, chin propped up on his left hand and "hair" pulsing with green light rhythmically. He's one whole excite.]

 

Ur fuckkin hair is sweet A. F.

*Flops himself down, crosses legs, and keeps his mask tucked well over his face* I gottem on my phone, u want the codes?
*Pulls his phone out and waves it* C00l fuks get'em free

 

[Scanner blinks at the phone and then griiiiiiins]
Ooooooo~
I'm feeling it. Let's do this oldschool. Retro even. Let's gooooo~ Plug the cable in, fam.
[He points a spindly finger behind one of his metallic "ear" projections where a couple of ports wire directly into his skull.]