[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Why yes, this could most definitely work. If we can get him away from the sexbot for more than a second.

 

And character info for our two latest students!

 

ALSO

If people what the cherubs as a package deal, I can do that. Not like we don't have the room.

 

I like this idea.

 

ONE MORE THING

Davepeta's stats:

 

How in the hell did Tavros end up with Hal's Shades??

 

People are not above trading items someone else traded with them. >_>

 

So here's the big question: should I make the cherubs like their daydream counterparts i.e. Callie's trollsona and Caliborn's ridic anime gary stu, or go for green bald children?

 

I vote green bald kids because that would up the weirdness factor.

 

I'm torn. On on hand, the daydream counterparts would be hilarious, and since I don't have the game idk how close you can get to canon cherubs. I just vote whatever works best.

 

....I wanna see animu Caliborn.

 

Animu!

 

Thinking about it, the only thing that makes Caliborn's anime vision of himself interesting are the scar, his clothes and the lightening effects. Take that away and he'll look like a red-eyed John.

....yeah, nevermind. Going for bald green children. They will be animu enough thanks to the style of the game, after all.

 

Bald green children sounds amazing.

 

*quietly prays for The OTP*

Also, I love how Roxy and Terezi have skipped 4 and 5 classes, respectively, but are still A students, and Jake is flunking. Are you sure this isn't just a much more horrifyingly sexual version of canon?

 

Alas, the yaoi mod doesn't want to work for me anymore. Constantly crashes the game. We'll have to make do with implied anal sex for the guys and such vocal gems from the girls like:

 

Wait, you mean it wasn't supposed to be? XD

Aww, and wtf. wtf, WTF.

 

Does the end of the Yaoi Mod also mean the end of seeing DirkHal bumping uglies every which way in the background?? Or is it just explicit sex scenes that got the ax?

 

Just explicit sex scenes for male on male.

 

Dear gods, what does that even mean? wtf is this?