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Erisolfef is excellent! I also really like variations on the original meteor crew, like Rosekanrezi, and the classic beta OT4. Also Jade with Rose and Kanaya = yes good tell me more. If you mix up the quadrants between each person, you have so many possibilities for clashing personalities all trying to figure their shit out, it's so nice. I've also managed to write myself into Johngamkar moirallegiance in my one fic and let me tell you, it is some weird shit. But also. Very satisfying

 

NOW you're cookin' with gas!

 

yes these are my top poly ships now:
Eridan/Sollux/Dave/Karkat
Calliope/Jane/Roxy
Jade/Nepeta/Feferi/Kanaya/Terezi/Rose/Vriska

.....I should make a big like, chart or something, of the poly clusterfuck that the trolls and humans would be if I just put every single thing I ship into one universe

 

Spoiler: One Fear.meme

My newsletter is......a very dark place...buried in a lot of words

 

It's here, but it's still updating and was originally based on another super hero fanfic before I spun wildly out of control, threw in multiple Horrorterrors, abused scratch mechanics to turn it into a mixed trolls+humans group Sburb Omega session, and launched the entire population of the planet Earth into the Medium for one final game with Lord English right there fucking shit up

But y'know, I've managed to finesse John, Gamzee, and Karkat into poly diamonds, most of the troll players are god tiered properly, Eridan's in poofy prince pants and a headband tiara and proud of it, and Rose played the rain

Which is all I really wanted out of Homestuck, goddammit

 

/looks at crockertier jane
/looks at headband tiara
Am I connecting these dots correctly, is Eridan brain hacked

 

I want to read LOSS but like. you've got 1.5 million words there and i am intimidated.

 

Spoiler: LOSS

 

Nah, I just made the prince tiara-shaped part of their hood a literal headband



It's super stretchy and great for Hilarious Shenanigans

Also, the whole series plus two offshoot fics is about 1.6 million

I try not to think about that too hard

 

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE OF THESE MILLIONS OF WORDS I GO

 

@unknownanonymous (bops you with a broom)

 

signed up. :D

 

finally actually finished my sign up! \o/

 

WHICH MEANS WE'VE OFFICIALLY MORE THAN DOUBLED LAST YEAR'S SIGN UPS :D :D :D :D

 

(ALSO YES CONGRATS YOUR PROMPTS ARE ALL ADORABLE)
(I'm so hype for this year)
(fifty-three sign ups)


(listen y'all stop me now before I start gushing about stats)

 

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