[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Are you insinuating that table-kun is not a full member of our class? Is that what you're saying?

-opens petition for the recognization of the personhood rights of tables-

 

Tavros and Sollux are members of that movement.

 

See what happens when you let The Gays(TM) marry? Now the Liberals want us to fuck desks! What is this country coming to?

 

Sollux ==> stop being so unsociable, damn it!



ugh, fiine. Look at all the2e people. Wow. 2ure am glad we deciided to leave our niice quiiet, dark, air-conditioned room to make an appearance. WELL, TIIME TWO GO.

...damn iit. ok. roxy'2 not two bad.



2top that. look, you're bu2y, ii'm bu2y, let'2 get thiis over wiith 2o you can get back two hangiing out wiith people who aren't huge wa2te2 of space liike me.



ii liiterally have no iidea what you're talkiing about, RX, but okay.

Oh look, there's EQ. Maybe he can have a single conversation where he isn't a huge douche.



oh. uh...2hiit. ii'm not good at thii2. cheer up?



ii'd LIIKE two but the my2teriou2 force controlling me won't let me!

well, let'2 lii2ten two the voiice2 of the damned and 2ee how many people hate me.



Huh. Well, no one out right HATES Sollux and only the more dickish dudes in class have decided to write him off completely. Look at all these other people who have at least some like for the grumpy bee dweeb!



Also look at all the people unavailable because they're still at home like SANE PEOPLE or on dates like gross assholes with no regard to the feelings of those of us with an abiding disgust for PDA.

well, GA iis here. let'2 go talk two her.



no, 2top, just...2top. let'2 talk, okay? ii got a quota two meet.



fliier2? what ii2 thii2, GA, the Dark Age2? there'2 a thiing called the iinternet? you miight have heard of iit.

anyway, you don't look liike hot garbage twoday.



whatever. 2o what'2 iit even liike beiing part of Jane'2 harem?



yeah, ii bet she need2 whatever 2tamiina 2he can get. ii'll be 2urprised iif 2he liive2 two the end of the school year, tryiing to keep all of you plea2ed.



Ah, it's the weird new kid. They're a little too cheery for Sollux's taste, but he's way into binary, so someone who manages to be two genders at once? Someone he needs to talk to.



but Davepeta diidn't want two talk. that'2 fiine, iit'2 not liike we expected them two liike u2 anyway.



What, seriously? Uh...sure.



RIIGHT???

 

Jesus Equius.

 

editing for typing quirk because I'm a huge nerd

 

oh sollux, honey bee, don't be such a grump.It doesn't make finally getting you laid easier!

 

Sollux and social skills. At least he's finally talking (and not sleeping.)

 

Im so excited for Sollux to get some friendships.

 

I'm so excited for Sollux to actually get outside.

 

Sollux, you awkward thing you. But he tries (oh my god, does he try.)
And Davepetasprite is so adorable! I hope they can be friends with everyone!

 

that'2 really niice of you two 2ay, GA, but you don't have two liie. and iit'2 not liike ii'm doiing thi2 becau2e ii want two.

Sollux hasn't talked to Nepeta yet, let's fix that.



my plea2ure, NP, the 2ax mu2iic playiing make2 me want two be anywhere el2e riight now anyway. ju2t wanted two tell you your 2tupiid haiir ear2 actually look alriight on you



np, NP. ii'd talk two you 2ome more but ii hear ED whiiniing and ii need two go fuck wiith hiim



come on, you walkiing bulgeknot, let'2 2tudy, your academiic a22e22ment wa2 fuckiing terriible



well, one out of two i2n't bad. no, j/k, it'2 terriible, you iidiiot, how do you even walk and breathe at the 2ame tiime



Hey, it's Jade! Jade likes Sollux, let's say hi.



His face isn't attached to his desk, so probably not.



that'2 great adviice, GG, but ii have more iimportant thiings two do

Like invite everyone in the library out, right, Sollux?



And then they all walked out, ignoring him completely.

thank2, my2teriiou2 force, ii almo2t felt kiind of good about my2elf for a miinute. tiime two go be alone forever.



!!

ii can thiink of a lot of thiing2 that would be more fun, but. yeah. 2ure.







twoday, ii have nothiing but moment2, NP. what ii2 iit?



That's not news: one time Nepeta just had 30 pixiesticks for lunch and wouldn't stop tweaking out afterwards. Equius was the only one who could get her off the curtains in the infirmary.

Oh, there's the teacher. Surely, HE'LL be our friend!



niice two 2ee you two, hu22iie. iif you can 2top beiing a taiint-liickiing grubfuck for a miinute, do you wanna chat?



rude.

 

He's trying, dang it!

 

Jesus christ, Hussie. Be nice to your students.

 

Damn, that's fucking harsh ):

 

not even the huss cares about sollux :'c

 

I CARE ABOUT SOLLUX

 

It's evening and everyone's back from humping each other.



holy 2shiit, they're comiing wiith me. what ii2 even happeniing.



AA, 2he work2 iin food 2erviice, 2he'2 the only per2on here ii'd 2ay ha2 iit wor2e than me.

Well, inviting everyone to eat worked, let's try karaoke!



you were ju2t siingiing caramel dan2en ye2terday, NP, ii thiink you got thii2



iif ii have two 2iing, you're goiing down with me!



FRIENDS!







ii bet, RX. you've been gone all day, diiniing at AA's Y.



yeah, okay, DP, you don't have two tell me two do what ii'm already doiing



let'2 go hack hu22iie'2 computer and make iit 2pell out "deez nut2" whenever he triie2 two type 2omethiing



ii liike the way you thiink, RX.

Why not chat as long as she's here?



ii gue22 you could 2ay eatiing noodle2 get2 you all...

...boiiled up.

no, 2orry, that wa2 awful.



who2e thii2 douchebag?

 

DUN DUN DUN
(sorry)

 

Holy shit, Jade is fuckin huge!