I have excellent friends who make efficient use of their time joining me in robot hell Spoiler: possibly-large image, mtmte 10 (source)
ADORABLE STUNTICONS. I think Dragstrip is my fave, but he and Wildrider are better together. They have this whole Abbot and Costello thing going and it's SO CUTE.
Today's adventure in so-tired-everything-is-hilarious-and/or-filthy land: let me just get back to modeling those SHAFTLINE BEARING LUBE OIL PUMPS I've typed lube oil so many times today. SO MANY TIMES.
Gold moments from the most recent RID 2015: Spoiler "...I'm the legs, amn't I." "Sideswipe..eses. Ge to the station!" "...I appear to be a sword now." This season has so many nice snappy one liners and is just 200% cuter than season two was my gooooosh
!!! When I get so stressed-tired that I start making stupid impulse purchases and then forget I ever made them, that's a bad thing (see: why I own two EXCESS soundwave pillows), but getting a little surprise present you forgot about at the end of a long day is just so nice Spoiler: she's here!
OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION. Gunsword, according to what bits fit in her hands! I approve! It is a ridiculously huge sword AND a ridiculously huge gun, and what more could a lady ever ask for?
Oh my god, though, I'm looking at screenshots of Windblade in the actual show, and she looks SO GOOD?? I need to catch up with this show so bad, why am I finding out about all these amazing things when I have no spoons to spare ;-; (now that i look back at episode guides, i stalled out in the middle of episode 19 and windblade pops up in episode 23 and i was so fricking close i can't believe i didn't get to her)
I personally didn´t quite like her intro, but her writing gets better later on. Also you should keep watching because the miniseries after season 2 contains Starscream being a lovely lovely villain. He gets a chance to be competent and scary without someone hovering over him!
And thanks to That One Asshole, I come bearing sexy spitefic! But actually I'm really loving this idea and I want to poke at their dynamic more, knock out/soundwave, nsfw
MAJOR POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR RID 2015 HOOOOOO Spoiler: NO JOKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL So we all know at this point that combiner teams are a thing in the show, the stunticons are present, and combine into Menasor. Motormaster is confirmed to exist, but we haven't actually seen him yet (I'm really stupidly excited for that eventual reveal lemme tell ya) So I was screwing around online and lOOK WHAT I FOUND THERE'S ANOTHER CONFIRMED COMBINER TEAM AND GUESS WHO IT IS THE FFFFUCKING AERIALBOTS ARE COMING THE AERIALBOTS ARE COMING PLEASE I NEED PEOPLE TO BE EXCITED WITH ME ABOUT THIS SILVERBOLT IS GONNA GET A TV SPOT AGAIN I'M SO EXCITED AAAAAAAAAA
Ooh, I just realized one of my favorite, weirdly nichey songs is secretly a nice Terminus song. Just give it a nudge from the chemical industry into the mining industry, and it's a really cool match (and it's SO nice to sing) Spoiler: lyrics "The Chemical Worker's Song (Process Man)" [Chorus:]And it's go boys go They'll time your every breath And every day in this place your two days near to death But you go Well a process man am I and I'm tellin' you no lie I work and breathe among the fumes that tread across the sky There's thunder all around me and there's poison in the air There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell and dust all in me hair [Chorus] Well I've worked among the spitters and I breathe the oily smoke I've shoveled up the gypsum and it neigh 'on makes you choke I've stood knee deep cyanide, got sick with a caustic burn Been working rough, I've seen enough, to make your stomach turn [Chorus] There's overtime and bonus opportunities galore The young men like their money and they all come back for more But soon your knocking on and you look older than you should For every bob made on the job, you pay with flesh and blood [Chorus] Well a process man am I and I'm telling you no lie I work and breathe among the fumes that tread across the sky There's thunder all around me and there's poison in the air There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell and dust all in me hair [Chorus 2x]
Anyone want to place bets on who in this thread is a petty, mean-spirited ass powered entirely by spite goblins? On a completely unrelated note, here! Soundwave/Starscream, most definitely nsfw, and as fun as Soundwave is under any circumstances, pitch Soundwave is even more fun. ...dammit, now i just want to get him laid with the entire tfp cast. which will be real difficult once i expand past decepticons. somehow i don't think that mister unsociable nonverbal hermit is going to make it very easy for me to realize my dreams :<
Holy shit. @spockandawe, please thank your spite goblins for me. I didn't realize I needed pitch Soundwave in my life so badly. Spoiler: maybe nsfw? it's late idk Perving on kinks I don't even have is my kink. Especially ones that aren't applicable to me as a human. That was very very yes. (I'd say ship Soundwave with all the things but I recently discovered I'm the worst at shipping. My OTP is Any Character I Particularly Like/Preferably Someone Who Doesn't Squick Me But I'm Willing To Be Flexible. So that's easy for me to say.)
