shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I could also not do visible wounds.

Also you two are painfully obvious. It doesn't even count as a secret, I don't even need a trade to say it.

 

is who alright

not visible wounds could be fun but i think ive been vetoed on dying in general

(and it totally counts as a secret so can it
this shit is locked down tighter than a fundies viewpoints during a debate youre just like
weird and psychic)

 

You're red. I was trying to give you visual cover to recover.

 

im fine my face is just conspiring against me
you cant ever back down when your face starts acting up because then itll seem obvious
never give up never surrender
ill stop being red just give me like
five minutes to talk myself out of this hole i dug
im a goddamn excavator truck when it comes to conversations im used to it

 

Right, right, plausible deniability.

(-whispers- You're very obvious though. Might want to be more careful if you do mean to keep it a secret.)

-she looks very amused-

 

[he is flying up now. byeeeee]
im a busy man

(i mean SOME people know but we dont know any of you guys were not gonna announce that shit
anyway were being careful were not holding hands or macking on each other its fine
its fine
but i mean on the off chance youve got any tips and it is actually obvious what is our worst offense that couldnt be explained by being best homies)

 

[karkat looks a little bit like he's going to be sick]

WHAT THE FUCK? OH, SORRY, IS IT THE SCHEDULED SELF-MUTILATION HOUR? IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW, YOU OBNOXIOUS TOWER OF LACE AND IDIOCY? LET ME JUST LOP OFF A FROND, YOU CAN WEAR IT AS A CHARM NECKLACE! IT'LL BE *FUN*

 

(Some of it could be explained as being very close friends, but the kind of very close friends where you're waiting to get together. The 2x Knight Combo is obvious; you're very quick to jump to each others' defence. He's especially bad about it- he'll do the self-sacrificing, not you. Absolutely no dying as a demonstration. It could be a friend thing, but the specifics of it say "significant other" much more than it says friends.)

 

fuck

[dave covers his face with his hands. the knighty thing is hard to notice when you're doing it always all the time]

(ok thats not actually something id noticed as a giveaway and i dont think we can exactly turn that off id give myself a hernia trying
why are you in the er today mr strider
yeah i tried not to be a raging fucking homo for five seconds and popped a disc
thanks anyway i guess theres nothing to do about it but thats good to know regardless)

 

(-QUIET FISHY GIGGLING-)

 

... *subtle giggling*

 

You can chalk it up to being another clown'5 5trange habit. Our entire ca5te i5 filled with oddball5, i5 it not?

 

this harrassment campaign will not be tolerated

 

THERE'S "I LIKE TO ROLL AROUND IN PILES OF HORNS AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF" AND THEN THERE'S "I LIKE TO CUT MYSELF AND STARE AT IT TO GET OFF"

 

Wait Fam You were actuallY trYing to hide it
Thats, uh
Wow

 

I cannot help it. My blood i5 5imply 5uch a pretty color. Cool color5 like purple, they are ju5t 5o relaxing to look at. It calm5 me down to watch my blood trickle when 5omething ha5 me feeling hot and bothered.

 

Durapror: "... I can empathize. I know not what is with us knights, but we all seem to wear our emotions on our sleeves."


Veroandi: "You can't wear your emotions on your sleeves, Dura! You gotta wear them into a big cozy sweater and then give hugs to the whole guild so we can all feel how loving you are!"


Durapror: "...uh"


Uror: "Luckily for you, dear leader, Sis is thicker than the hide of an Ironcrab!"


Veroandi: "I'm not that thick, I don't eat that much candy!"

 

-juice stifles another giggle.-
if i give you an apple juicebox, will that make it up to you?..

 

a guy has one private conversation in a room full of people and suddenly its group ridicule time
what a world what a world
i dont know you people aint no need to be airing my business to yall

is it good apple juice
im a man of refined and particular tastes

 

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET SOME HUMAN-STYLE PAINT AND DUNK YOUR ARM IN IT, THEN? NOT EVERYONE LIKES WATCHING PEOPLE BLEED; THAT STUFF BELONGS IN YOUR VEINS FOR A *REASON* AND NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'D BE KIND OF A MESS TO RUN AROUND ON A SANGUINE SLIP 'N SLIDE ALL THE TIME. WHOOPS, THERE GOES ANOTHER IDIOT RUNNING TOO FAST, DOOMED TO SMASH THEIR PAN ON SOME ERRANT ROCKS. WE KNEW HIM WELL.