shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Dammit, looks like I'm wearing the wrong pair. -hers are her usual; other than the frames being a particularly eye-searing shade of purple and Joker green, and the lenses opaque they're not very notable. She takes them off and throws them over her shoulder, summoning a new pair. Her eyes are pink-

 

dopplegangers suck, like, massively. all of the suck. mine was an evil supervillan who tried to off my best friend, so, there's that

[cisco stares in awe at the wonder that is those shades]

i got 'em at a dollar store, they're pretty sweet. im almost tempted to make them my new vibe-goggles, but they wouldn't really work all that well

dude don't even worry about it---

oh shit those glasses are the bomb that pattern is killer. the red's a nice touch

 

cant help it dave 1.0 you know weve got sick fucking style
when it comes to an eyewear competition daves are always gonna knock the lenses off everyone else

fucking squad

ahahaa you sound like karkat only his alts were literally him like five minutes in the fucking future-slash-past and not lex luthor or whatever
nah man i deal extensively in other daves and theyre usually rad as hell
[he gestures to @Dave St Rider ]
case in point

 

Clone, evil twin, or ripped off avatar?

And thanks, I stole them from Lady. -winks... then looks around the rave to make sure Lady isn't here because now that she's mentioned her...-

 

hahahahaba ramon 2 ramon here
kid u family? lmk hmu i got sick flmaes for u en mi castillo

 

shit man fuck that i take it back all yall invited to my sick ass party
i herd there were gonna be at least 2 girls too so you know its lit
bring ur friends, castles big enough for a small army
we gonna fuck shit up

 

shit man stop youre making me blush all kinds of red, bashful maidens got nothing on me in the face of this flattery
cant say im anything less than incredibly jazzed to interact with a dave as cool as you though like have you heard the sick fires you spit like a dragon from hell
there probably isnt a single lame dave but youre definitely top 3 coolest

 

lex luthor is a dick and my doppleganger was more of... he was more like me just emo and murder-y

kind of an evil twin? hes was from earth-2, a different dimensions earth, so he wasn't actually related to me or anything but he was still in essence kind of a twin? shit man time travel was hard enough to wrap my head around, let alone dealing with the fucking speedforce and inter-dimensional travel

{you've got a fucking castle????}

i'm down for a party!!!

 

ahahaha shit yeah dude you gotta see this place its spacious as all kinds of hell
not to get 2 real here but its a little too big you know what im saying jajajajaja
sometimes u just gotta get the big guns and blast fuckin kesha through the halls and dance like u have nothing 2 lose

this is what the party will be like
also i heard someone is bringing beer like shit this is gonna be SO CRAZY

 

TWO girls huh god damn thats a whole one girl more than this fucking sausage party
better be careful i dont pass out from blood loss thanks to all the mad fucking boners ill be poppin

oh you know just what to say to make a guy swoon get out the smelling salts im having a fit
were all cool as fuck youre a real bro
oh shit tho we better careful now all this tender emotional intimacys gonna get karkat riled up youve seen how he is with altselves
karkats ability to can is inversely proportional with the number of hot daves in his general vicinity and all daves are spicy like the carolina reaper bitch

emo is fucking hilarious
the murder less so

 

I unno shit about alternate universes or time travel, I just drink the booze and hack the things. -she has somehow acquired a glass of... something. It's smoking and changing colors, which means it's probably not fit for human consumption. That's never stopped Kablooey, so she's sipping on it anyway-

 

i dont know shit about hacking and i cant hold my liquor i just hop universes and time travel
except only sometimes im mostly retired
the collective knowledge base of this place has gotta be hells of expansive

 

yeah dude was rockin some killer guyliner

very much so

i feel you man hell yea!! see that's the kind of shit barry doesn't appreciate sometimes you just gotta blast your music loud neighbors be dammed

unfortunately i can't just ignore it cause im part of the Science Squad so i've got to be smart and shit but when i can, getting drunk is a blessing [he gets some kind of fruity drink out, topped with a little umbrella, and drinks it like it's his job]

 

With how many types we get in here? You know it! Wonder if we could get them to write a book.

-cheers- There you go! -she downs her ...drink? Her breath plumes white on the exhale. That can't be good for her. After a bit of messing around on her tablety phone thing she summons up a pallet of cases of Arrogant Bastard ale, which looks suspiciously like it was stolen off the back of a truck. She snags one and pops the top. She has a bottle opener ring, because of course she does-

 

fruity rumpus asshole rave
the novel

 

[he eyes the cases suspiciously, but decides not to do anything about it, and instead looks the beer over. he's not really a beer kind of guy, but it doens't hurt to try some. he summons up a small glass of the same beer and downs it. yea, he's definitely not a beer guy.]

 

-she's not even trying to hide the fact she's laughing at him- Let me see what else we got. Twenty six kinds of vodka, whiskey, whiskey, more whiskey, -she swipes her phone-thing and the bottles appear on top of the cases- some kind of tequila with a baby scorpion in it? Got this module from the Russian scene and I can't read a fuckin' word of it. Buncha bitch beer, some ciders, 'cocktail kit' but I can't tell what kind...

 

holy shit that's a lot of booze nice

 

You gonna marvel or you gonna have some? -she throws her empty over her shoulder. Hopefully nobody was standing there-

 

-chell falls through a portal, as is her MO-
[Oh thank fuck. I need a drink. Hi!]
-the words are projected into the air in front of her.-