[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

First post updated. Short delay as I recover from the very strenuous task of grocery shopping.

Thanks again for the art, guys! It's really cool to see. :D

 

oh my god, you guys.

I did something very bad.

...but I'm going to save this game and keep it this way.

Gog help Equius.

 

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Oh god did he get with eridan

 

all I can say is Equius is having a very busy day and this looks to be an extra long update!

 

Oh my gosh, what wonderful fanart for a wonderful thread *o*! Also, I am very excited (and a little worried) about what Equius is up to!
I am also in the process of installing the game (installing all the mods and stuff is taking forever, sheesh :c), and if people want, I can show my class when I'm done, though I won't do write ups since someone already wanted to do that for the alpha trolls! I think it's always interesting to see people's different takes on stuff c:

 

Yes, please show your class and let us know what happens. :3

 

P.S. if you think I am focusing more on Equius because I'm biased and he's my favorite...

...you are abso100tely correct. :3

 

A NEW WEEK. A NEW DAY.



A new Equius! All the pitying looks Nepeta keeps throwing us is really starting to make us feel bad. Sollux is an unsociable loner, Equius is an unsociable loner...

We're doing it. We're making it happen.



oh good di%ie whistling gracious



I assure you, Miss Crocker, it would not behoof a man of such STRONG moral character as myself to 100k, but you just came up to me and the wind was blowing and



I'm only sweating because it's hot out here. Now if you will e%cuse me, I have a filthy-blooded but incredibly alluring bee boy to harness



Uh

Fine?



Scintillating conversation as always, Nitram

Strange. He hasn't made it to school and everyone's eager to talk to Equius and show him panties. Let's look at the statue.



Despite being a grumpy, bigoted horse fetishist, Equius has managed to get quite a lot of people on friendly terms with him! And quite a few don't appreciate the report he gave on the mating habits of appaloosas, but they're philistines and don't COUNT



Your eyes may be as b100 as my noble b100d, human, but you need more than that to break this stallion



And you might consider Miss Crocker is allowed to be friends with whoever she pleases

Now where the gosh diddly dang is Captor already?



He was only just NOW getting off the train, and immediately he asked everyone to come exercise with him.

So e%cited to sweat in brotherly camaraderie with him, Equius immediately dashed off the the gym



...and waited for approximately one hour. Captor, your interminable slowness is pathetic and it will not be tolerated when I have finally saddled you



Sollux tried to do a cool spin move and faceplanted on the floor.



I could not agree more. Let us sweat together again, it was very

stimulating



How dare you refuse me when I am your superior in every way. Where are you going? Captor, you will not walk away from me.

You seem tense. Though it is somewhat depraved for me to be so subservient, let me work the knots from your pathetically narrow shoulders



E%actly. It is gratifying to know you are aware of this.



Surprisingly, Equius managed not to break anything! Though Sollux had sweaty hand prints on his shirt the rest of the day.

Okay, so, I enabled background voice acting last night because I was curious what the AI was doing and I know just enough japanese from all my animes that I could get a gist of what the interactions are.



Turns out that the female voice acting for sex scenes is played as well as conversations, so the dulcet sound of Terezi gobbling cock with glee filled my headphones.

Pyrope, Strider, you will stop this obscenity at once



Please have some consideration for my moirails delicate sensibilities and find a private place to engage in such 100dness.



Captor, I command you to either pony up and ride me like we both know you want, or cease your lustful looks. It's making me

moist

There is something about your twig-like arms, your absurd haircut, the ridiculous way you run. I cannot get you out of my mind, though I have tried.



You are the Captor of my heart, Sollu%.

 

moist

 

Caught back up after a few days away.
@Ruevian Davepeta is adorable, and I appreciate your most excellent fish puns (littoraly is fucking fintastic)

 

Despite the heartfelt sincerity of Equius' confession, Sollux ran away. But we can't give up so easily!



That's a good sign.

Rein it in, Captor, you are being f001ish



I begin to have doubts regarding my taste in men. If you will e%cuse me, I need a moment alone to think



Is

Is that an order, Ampora?

Our sensei is an idiot who believes Rainbow Dash is superior to the far more pleasing Fluttershy, I have no issue keeping my distance



I...am pleased you are pleased with my subservience, however much of a creepy, desperate seadweller you are

I think we should talk to Nepeta, Equius is working himself into a lather.



Nepeta, Sollux is quite a wild filly who refuses to obey me and fall in love with me, you will tell him how magnificent I am. Please



I cannot do this, Nepeta, my muscles may be STRONG but my heart is slightly less so



Please, Nepeta, I know I said your silly shipping hobby was a 100dicrous waste of your time and pointless gossip but I

I need your help



Will you

purrhaps

let me pat your head



...

< / >



Oh. Vantas. I suppose so.

No I am not crying, I am sweating from my eyes, you will be silent



Is that an order, Harley?



I suppose I can try. Surely Captor cannot resist the advances of someone so noble b100ded as me for long, yes? I will find him and try again



< / 3

That being the straw that breaks the horse's back, let's take a break from constant rejection to check where Equius rests on the Strength leaderboard.



The princess is still more STRONG than us, but that is e%pected, given her b100dcaste and shapely legs

But we could always be stronger, and perhaps heartbreak can be sweated out



Oh. I suppose so. I was just about to trot off to work out, but your thirst for knowledge is admirable



It was my pleasure, Maryam. Now if you'll pardon me, I have to go pull several sandbags around the gym



Don't be stupid, Sensei.

Of course I do

 

I have a Feeling I know where this is going

 

Whatever happens, I want you to know, I didn't mean for it to happen

This isn't what I wanted!

 

is this you

 

Oh, really. Now that you need something from me, you're acting sweet and adorable and

Fiddlesti%, you know I can't stay mad at you. Come, let's --



Dave, it is rude to interrupt. Nepeta and I were just going to study. Don't you have an ever growing herd of jealous lovers to corral



I knew you would understand if I used hunting metaphors



Equius was so surprised and happy Senpai noticed him that he just stood there, sweating into the wood planks by the lockers.



Flag? What flag? What are you talking about, Ampora, your bizarre and unsettling speech patterns confuse and enrage me. I...suppose?



FUCK

 

*Tom Haverford voice* nooooOOOOOOOO