[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

FUCKING CALLED IT

 

I love having a reason to use tumblr's gif search.

 

Abso100tely nowhere unless Eridan decides to graze in a different pasture and Equius wants to live.

 

Eridan ♠ Equius ?

 

Nepeta, this is no time for your futile shipping of me and the glorious Dirk-Senpai, I need a towel at once

Oh, great merciful FUCK, I mean, fudge, I, oh

Time for class.



Equius spent the entire class period dripping a puddle under his seat. Eridan left the note.

Lunch time!



Ampora, you will

I mean

Eridan

It is more than just the wind being troubled today, I assure you. Come with me to the roof



I am

flattered

that you find me acceptable as a concupiscent partner but I didn't know what you were asking, and you are a seadweller, and I

oh

buck it



It is fine, Eridan, I am well acquainted with the spontaneity of sweat glands



You are more cold b100ded than me, you f001. Be silent and

and

kiss me?



VANTAS, YOU WILL LEAVE NOW BEFORE MY NEW MATESPRIT DECIDES TO THROW YOU OFF THE ROOF



On the contrary, I think you will find the three dimensional world is far more arousing

Now where we we



I confess I was not certain, due to the ancient feud of seadwellers and landdwellers, but

does the forbidden aspect not make it more

romantic



Hold your horses, Eridan, I am only just beginning

But then Eridan ran away. Being coy, beloved?



I

what

No, be quiet and come with me to the showers, I am out of towels and could use an extra hand wiping down my incredibly large muscles



Oh for



Chomping at the bit already, Eridan? Your eagerness is shameful and perverse and take me this instant, you cold-blooded beast

Spoiler: get your towels ready, it's EquiDan yaoi

I think

I could get used to this

 

As luck would have it, Equius is just shy and passive enough regarding romance than it's unlikely he'll cheat on Eridan unless someone more forceful somehow successfully woos him. Honestly, despite this being a huge accident, it might actually work out!

Maybe.

 

I was juuuust think it's been a while since we walked in on Dirk and Hal, they'd been remarkably quiet.

 

I got it working through the dark powers of my fujoshi determination!

 

LMAO, Kathy, NO

There's no way Dirk's smart enough not to fuck Equius in full view of Eridan, that way lies DROWNING IN THE SCHOOL POOL

 

And yes, this is definitely me, especially when I try to install mods

Also when I attempt to put on make up

 

Is it. Is it possible for people to defend themselves against tsundere attacks. Because Eridan is a limp fish noodle.
I don't think you give the dude enough credit. He gives 0 shits about people watching him and Hal. But illicit horseback riding might warrant more care, especially in my imagination where Hal is holding the reins u.u

 

MOAR LIEK KATHY /YES/ AMIRITE???

#equidan? #more like nopridan #flies off into the sun

 

Unfortunately, it seems almost impossible to fend off a murder attempt, no matter how smart and totally ninja a bro might be. :(

But hey, if it happens by itself...

 

YOU GO GET THAT HORSE BOY STRIDER. Save him from his watery fate. Fuck someone that isnt your sexbot!clone for once.

 

Mayble Hal can saddle the seahorse while Dirk takes the clydesdale