[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

true that.
Ahh the limitations of game world. Clearly the answer is an orgy.

 

Either Eridan is levitating, or Equius has a very, very STRONG finger.

 

Technically the H scenes in the shower always have the characters floating in a featureless void, but you know what, I like your version better

 

Dang, what happened to make Eridan go from "wow, the way that sweaty horse boy interacted with me was hella inappropriate" to "I want that in my butt".

 

Time and desperation makes the bulge grow bolder

 

As long as you promise not to use that disturbing wriggler voice again



Are you satisfied now? As enjoyable as it is to ride you hard, I must put you away wet and accomplish other things today



You can command many thing of me, Eridan, but that is not an order I will obey, ever



She is not a threat to you, my feelings for her are as pale and pure as moonlight



Yes, Nepeta. It tr001y is



<>



I know what you want to say, Sensei. It is true, Eridan is not the most stable of trolls, but I can rein him in



Explanation: characters who have the exploitable trait, like Equius, can be convinced to flash their panties/dicks or wear a vibrator the rest of the time period. Masochistic characters like Equius will do it happily.

So the question is, does Aradia have a vibrator? A cock ring? A vibrating cock ring? Either way, it's going on Equius.



This is quite

obscene

Aradia, please



You had your chance, Captor, and anyway, I am quite sweaty enough at the moment thanks to

oh my



Pay no attention to the buzzing in my speedo

Equius needs to find someplace private to calm down!



THIS IS WHERE WE EAT, HAL

COME ON



Aradia, I beg you

which I know is what you wanted

please remove this mysteriously vague thing you put on me

 

It's her personality, Joyful! Or in this case, a modded version. The original version has her eyes closed all the time, only opening in moments like this or H scenes and such.

Basically the Joyful personality is very friendly and, well, joyful, but her friendly smile is as much a mask as anything, and her motivations and thoughts are hard to get to. It's a pretty common trope in anime!

 

btw, Joyful is unsurprisingly terrifying in yandere mode too. :D

 

This is the best thread.

 

That's legit part of why she's my fave. <3 Like, I see so many high school AUs where she's either A. the quiet unassuming girl or B. hella popular, and it's like...no, she'd be the really perky goth nerd who everyone finds vaguely unnerving and strange, okay. I have a lot of emotions about her and having studied her logs extensively I'm pretty sure my analysis is correct.

TL;DR: Aradia is my beautiful, precious, very disturbed daughter and I love her.

 

Well, since Aradia is too busy being creepy to show us mercy, let's go find the statue and try not to hump it.



I've gone too far, Aradia? Really?

Meanwhile, Terezi, Hal and Feferi harbor devious thoughts about Equius. And Eridan is helplessly in love.



Oh. Huh. Looks like Nepeta and Dave got back together? Nepeta, you deserve a man who actually cares about you, I demand you leave the Strider to his lecherous ways



Unspeakably depraved lecherous ways. Being with Dave means standing in line, Nepeta, and I will not stand for it



Jade has both her boys, but unfortunately, Rose prevents her from collecting the Beta set.



Gee, Davepeta, TWO girlfriends?



Nnnngh yes okay, solve for y, good bye, aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH



oh gog yes, order me around more, I command you

Then John ran away and Equius walked funny all the way up to the roof.



I am not panting, I am merely very hungry for oxygen

Anyway

Egbert is a ridiculous waste of hot air and a woman as beautiful and graceful as you deserves better

And he's f001ing around with Dave along with half the sch001



Mm hmm. Well. Time for me to

nngh

gallop off someplace private



English, you prancing ninny, I am not sad, I am

uh

I mean yes. Thank you.



That is very kind of you, Nepeta, but the life I live is one of perversion and depravity and

I canter talk to you when my unmentionables are being tormenting, e%cuse me



Equius: *heavy breathing*

Tavros: uHH, NEVERMIND,,,



FANCIFUL KRINGLE-FUCKING CHRIST, WHY MUST EVERYONE TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW

ah, pardon, that language was unspeakably rude, I, I



Even if I were the kind of air-headed knave that turns his back on the chance to enrich the mind, I would not do so with you, Egbert



Go away, I need to hunch over my lap in the corner



why does this keep happening



Harley, I don't know what the darn heck that has to do with a sudden updraft, but alright.

Wait...Egbert did the windy thing, didn't he? HE'S THE ONE BEHIND THIS



Or you put him up to it. Either way, I do not appreciate being toyed with in this manner, especially right now



Okay what, Eridan? What do you want from me now?



And years later, they're still trying to scrub the blue stains out of the courtyard.

 

Holy shit, it's like Equius ended up in some kind of h-manga, stumbling from one lewd situation to the next!
...oh, right.
Either way, I'm glad for the happy couple, and I agree that their H scene was surprisingly adorable.
Also, Dirk and Hal should really look into becoming porn stars, their enthusiasm and stamina is truly astonishing, and they seem to end up turning on bystanders most of the time as well. It's like classes are just unpleasant distractions in between their sessions of vigorous humping!

 

Well, I could go for a nap, but since you've already popped the cork

Let us put Dirk and his robot to shame



Everyone, step back, it's going to be messy



Not shown: Equius twitching on the grass, blissed out of his mind as Aradia cackles maniacally from the windows.

Calmer now, not to mention exhausted, Equius decides to put in some work on his latest robot.



So you have asked. Have you not met the man, Eridan? He is far more interested in horses and the Neverending Story than any of us.



Ah, Sensei. So you overheard. Your guess is as good as mine, but I would not worry about it.



Now now, Sensei, why the

long face





Are

Are you giggling while I kiss you



So that's why you kiss like you're trying to give me CPR



Eridan, enough horsing around, what did the poor man even do to you must constantly whinny about him?



Nepeta! What are you --



Really. You all decided to come to this room at the same time

Can a man not make out with his fish boyfriend in peace?

Wait. Dirk and Hal aren't here...



DIRK THIS IS WHERE WE STUDY

COME ON



Over my cold, lifeless, preferably choked by my own bowstring body, Eridan

 

What? He is eating. Just not off the menu.

 

and he is studying. just not from a book.

(*winks in acknowledgement at @swirlingflight*)

 

Equius goes home, finds them humping in his living room...

 

then equius goes to his bedroom, finds them fucking on his bed
equius goes to the toilet, they are getting frisky in his bathtub
"why must i be haunted by this l00d robo-organic selfcest?" he asks, finding that they can't even stop touching each other in his dreams
and he screams, as he sweats an entirely new ocean into being and homestuk japan sinks under the waves
and eridan establishes a new underwater kingdom there, named in honour of his now deceased horsetroll boyfriend

 

That is a very excellently crafted backhanded compliment, Miss Lalonde, well done. But I have no time for games, I must find my moirail and hug her

It makes me skittish when Eridan talks about her, you see



I will keep you safe, Nepeta

I purromise




hhhhhhh, NO

I REFUSE

NOT AGAIN



You can give me your unfairly adorable barkbeast eyes all you want, I must put my hoof down



Nepeta, you will not skip class, ever



I understand you are frustrated, but this is how it is going to be, so you better just get used to it

This is Strider's influence on you, isn't it? That filthy degenerate needs a stern hand



I merely worry for you, Nepeta

This school is getting more 100d by the day, and your heart stands ready to be broken



SEE? Eridan, come here at once, we must show them how it is done



If we must attend a school of sexual deviance, I will e%cel as befits my station

Don't look at me like that, Nepeta



You know, this has some dark connotations when you consider Eridan's relationship with angels.

Eridan, it has been an unbearably long day and I am exhausted. You will escort me home.



I hate Mondays