shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Bullets, toxic goo, a cube to the head...Pick one]

 

"...yes, actually." Farrat sighs. "Most things are, though, given the right environment."

 

"...y0u mean ar0und y0u mate?"

 

"And I thought the media could be rough."

[Another yawn.]

"I'll not mention that to Ritsu and Tei though. They don't need more ideas."

 

[I´m on camera too, but there´s only one viewer]

 

"And they're just watching you not die?"

[Both her eyebrows shot up.]

 

You know what I hate? Sloppy work. There's a million fucking ways to do something and some chucklefuck has to go and screw the pooch because he didn't want to double check his information.

Dick.

 

[That´s how science works I´m told. Try to kill me and watch me not die.]

[Hi. We might have beer]

 

Tell me daddy jojo tell me ur ways

 

I'll take a beer or ten.

I have... I have never been more repulsed in my life. That's terrible.

 

*cackles*

 

[He looks so tired. And annoyed. Tinnoyed, if you will.]

 

Am I annoying u?

 

No. I love everything you say because all of your ideas have merit and worth.

 

... Thx! Urs too

 

-manifests beer- [If you don´t like this you´ll have to make your own]

[You remind me of someone]

 

I know, right? [That sure is a two-story-tall filigree robot disaster commiserating with you.] And then they leave you to clean up the mess because it's not like you wanted to do anything else with your life, clearly.

 

Hoo?

 

Thanks, hamster.

Oh, yeah. I did make that bar, didn't I? Where'd that go?

[It's now right behind him.]

And can these assholes ever make that easy either? Of course not! It's all "but you're good at getting rid of bodies, Jordi" and "but I thought you liked this part, Jordi" and "oh god my leg why would you do that, Jordi". Annoying as hell.

 

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