shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Sure! Sounds fun. As long as it´s not creepy singing I´m down.]
-A radio hidden somewhere in the rave starts playing a really obnoxious tune-
[That doesn´t fucking count either!] -
-chell aims a deathglare at the source of the sound and the unseen radio becomes seen as it explodes in a shower of sparks and parts-

 

[dave jumps a little bit and also shoots a look towards the now-exploded radio]
yeah course not creepy isnt really my bag
this is for some reason a classic of my people

[yeah, it's probably not much less obnoxious than what was playing previously]

 

-The obnoxiousness is quite lost on someone who has been isolated from everything but elevator music and Glados. Chell smiles and nods along with the music-
[I can see why, it's nice!]

 

"Slept a lot. Never really finished school either."

"I mean, I was discovered by a talent agent when I was really young, so there wasn't too much of a 'before'."

"So Crypton is like... Miku and the other, less-popular 'Vocaloids'. The whole Ievan Polkka, leekspin thing? That's their label, while we're a competitor in the whole thing."

"It's great to meet another musician though!"

[She gave a thumbs up!]

"I mean, I can't sing very well in English, but I'm good for singing songs you probably won't understand!"

[And then jumped slightly at the explosion.]

 

i killed a man

 

Only one?

 

no

 

Good for you, then. Is it a milestone, or did you just feel like announcing another tallymark for no reason?

 

Sometimes it's important!

 

i kiled a man and stole his vallet and spent it on a goldfish and also a bagel

 

Well, yes, that's fair. Still a bit out of left field.

Good for you. We're still drinking my last corpse. Was the bagel any good?

 

Wow, that's not worth it at all. That's like, an arm-breaking tier thing.

 

He didn't necessarily kill the man for the wallet, he just said he took it. Sometimes targets have goodies; looting is part of life.

 

Then he should have said so! Killing people is for when you're getting paid to do it or Flimflam told you to do it or they're trying to hurt you, that's it.

 

i have aguesia i have no idea what the fuck it tasted

 

i kill for the thrill and also it makes my sugar dad happy

 

Spree-killers are the lamest.

 

Or for when they're making problems. He still hasn't said why he killed someone, just that he did and reaped the benefits.

Is texture not a sensory experience for you either, then?

Money is money! At least you enjoy your work, that's something.

Oh?

 

Spree-killing is like, is like...

Oh wwah, I have emotional issues, my temporary goodfeels matter more than anyone else's everything, lol am badass. Some of us killed for a living, you know. Amateurs!

 

Actually no i could bite my tounge off and not notice

there are 3 reasons to kill:

-money
-its fun
-somebody tried to talk to you in public
-you can say fuck cops afterwards