shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

- Yes.
- No.
- No.
- I can say fuck cops any time, dumbass!!!!

 

To be fair, killing can be such a rush...

Yes, but consider also:

*Somebody insulted something you care about
*Somebody deserved it
*Sweet revenge

 

once ate someones face because they looked at me and i felt straight for a second

 

omfg
oh this is going to be a beautiful trip through the classics i can feel it

oh my god vocaloids ok i have a little context now
where are my weeb friends when i need them

but hell yeah i mix beats and rap which is a pretty fucking baller combo if i say so myself

 

So can engex and yet I manage to not be drunk all the time.

- No.
- Depends.
- Depends.

 

Faces aren't for eating unless you're an insecticon, there are better sources of metal.

And here I am, not killing anyone right this second. Isn't self-control lovely?

*Yes.
*Granted, in retrospect that was rather vague of me.
*Still yes.

 

I dont like faces so i eat them also what the fuck is an insect

 

-Chell is just going to ignore this killing talk. As long as he doesn't try to kill her, that is.-

[I probably had a before of some sort, but I can´t remember it.]

[Sorry!]

-perks up-
[I´m glad!]

 

War's made you go all funny on when killing is a useful tool, Afterglow. That's okay, though.

 

*The remarkably buggy toddler offers Nick a large beetle. They're helping!*

 

abomination

*rips off two legs so it has the accurate number of limbs which is four*

 

*HISSSSSSS.*

*KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING MAMMALIAN SPECIES NORMS OUT OF THEIR PEACE OFFERING.*

 

Hey! Why'd you do that!

 

why is this little man angry

*picks them up and tries to pat the head*

 

looked Wrong i got scared

 

*Nick's gonna lose a hand.*

*Fucker has knife baby teeth.*

 

thats ok i dont need hands


*Still drops them tho*

 

A particular sort of animal. Insecticons are a particular sort of transformer with insectoid modes, though whether they consider the six-legged form their root or alt varies by individual. They eat nearly everything.

Oh, no, not the war. I was a murderer long before that really kicked off.

[He frowns a little.] I could just as easily call you an 'abomination,' fleshling.

 

*Too late. Their jaw locks like the ridiculous fucking gremlin they are.*

 

THAT'S RACIST.